I think anything that you might break something flipping around and jumping up in the air gets to qualify as a sport. I mean if curling is a f'ing sport then cheering qualifies.
A Boondock Saints quotes is good here...
"How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, one to screw in the lightbulb, and one wee little lesbian to suck me fuckin cock!"
I think i'll play games, and either a) hide out or b) see if one of my female friends is feeling lonely and in need of a booty call to feel less lonely on this terrible day.