Recent content by CurtJa

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    Do you try and check the size of the guy peeing next to you in a public urinal?

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,11150/
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    Met Anybody Famous?

    I met Bill Cosby at a public education forum and that loser Michael Dukakis on the campaign trail at an airport. I've met my fair share of Wall Street executives, but I don't know if I would call them "famous." I DID meet Bernie Madoff and was set to invest a fair proportion of my income...
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    A Message To Deauxma

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    It's Just The Internet Right? This Is What Disinfo Trolls Do To People

    That's very noble of you... but did you play the vid? It's a highly edited amalgamation of three nutcases sounding off trite crap about a fourth nutcase. What's more -- the poster of the vid ADMITS that he's meshed together two separate conversations in an attempt to make it sound like a...
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    Has your Girlfriend ever said your Dick is smaller than her ex?

    Yes, but only as constructive criticism so that on the next physical incarnation I remember to select a size up or two. It's quite helpful, really... I'm with the people who say (paraphrasing) "why the fuck are you and your gf talking about her ex's cock?" If she brings it up unprovoked...
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    LeBron James = What a Fuckin' Dickhead...

    So he's complaining about playing in a watered down NBA, yet 1) STILL has not won a ring. 2) Has contributed to talent imbalance by building a ***** team. Does not compute. I suppose we should follow his example and contract to a single league with four or five all-star teams?
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    Best Porn Site Ever? My Vote Goes To Meatholes....

    I'm actually having a tough time coming up with a worse site with credible recognition than Meatholes. 1) It does 0 for me sexually. 2) It perpetuates the worst stereotypes of the adult industry. 3) Based on what stars like Ashley Blue have had to say about it, I have no doubt Tusion has driven...
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    Jason Bourne or Michael Westen?

    Of those two, Michael Westen, but... Fiona Glenanne would be preferred. :drool1: I always saw Bourne as better in combat than espionage.
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    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Seems more than reasonable to me. Why? Unless it's an aspect work-related (ex: how they only use the board once/twice a year to promote) then how would this be more acceptable than leveling an ****** on...
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    What are the goriest horror movies ever made

    Braindead and Evil Dead Uncut have HUGE quantities of gore, but it's mostly comedic and unrealistic. You'll probably laugh more than you'll cringe or get queasy. Fulci films were one of my first thoughts as well. Also consider Argento films. You won't have nearly as much organ removal or...
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    Glenn Beck - The Lone Voice of Reason In An Age Of Hysteria

    Glenn Beck is a paragon of virtue and a true patriot. He has encountered and overcome countless struggles on his road to finding the American *****. He has become a true everyman that can unite the country with his tempered demeanor and magnificent charisma. God bless Glenn Beck, and God...
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    So can I assume that New Jersey is a pretty racist state especiall against my kind?

    Re: So can I assume that New Jersey is a pretty racist state especiall against my kin I don't think anyone ever claimed a disproportionate number of liberals are named "Tolerance." Where did you ever get that idea?
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    US soldier who shot at Afghan farmers jailed for just nine months in plea deal

    At least he wasn't Blackwater/Xe -- he would have gotten a pat-on-the-back and commission bonus.
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    Looks like BlueBalls & Dirk had an interesting weekend (pic)

    (piling on) Oh ****! Ninja of the porn clan have arrived. Protect your daimyo's privates!
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    North Korea/South Korea

    Apparently I can't distinguish living from dead. My OP is incorrect in that that should be the number injured, not dead. Oops.
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