Ashleigh

u should make an album

thanks for accepting the add sexy

hi

Hello.

comment my avatar please
comment my avatar please
comment my avatar please
comment my avatar please

Aww, maaaaan. My dad is gonna be BUMMED. Now I'm going to have to buy him something reeeeeally nice for his birthday to cheer him up. Maybe I'll get him Boy Meets World: Season 1 on DVD...he likes Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter and Topanga, er...what's her last name again? :dunno: I don't know.

I'm bored and tired. Maybe I'll go lay down and see how many manatees I can count. I know that most people count sheep, but I find sheep to be boring. So, I like to count funny animals like manatees, wallabees and parakeets. Hell, sometimes I'll even throw in some musk deer, just for fun.

:wtf: am I talking about?

Oh Torre...if your hands weren't so delicately soft and didn't feel like the silken hands of Jesus himself when you cradled my scrotum, I might take that to heart and get offended that you think I'm only "sorta" funny. But, since the first thing I do when I roll out of bed every morning is yearn for your gentle touch, I...wait...this is gay. Like, REEEEEAL gay. I'm talking Clay Aiken wearing a peach colored mesh tanktop and twirling a ribbon gay.

Anyway...what's up Ashleigh? My dad thinks you're HAWT. When I was giving him a bath last night, he told me that he wanted me to ask you if you would meet up with him at Taco Bell so you two could get to know one another over a couple of Gordita Supremes and some small sodas. He's got a coupon, so he'll take care of the tab. Anyway, let me know so I can tell him. Byeeeeeeee! :wave:

Hi Ashleigh! How are you tonight?

Chef is funnee. But not like funny funny.. sorta funny. ANyway, he's hungry. Again.

Hi Ashleigh!

You sound like fun. Thanks for voting in my poll

I think the word "poop" should get some sort of award. You're right...it is epic. I'll be a 45 year old, grizzled middle-aged man...yet, I'll still laugh at the thought of it.

Poop.

No one will ever want to marry me because I'll probably laugh during our vows.

"Till death do us part..."
:snickers:
"What's so funny?"
"You said DOO"

I believe the section where you post pictures of yourself is in my bedroom. Yeah, I went there. No, but seriously,the forum is being a huge tease of a boner right now and it won't let anybody play with it. Not...that...I would want to play with someone else's boner. Uhh...yeeeeeeeeah. :uohs:

FYI - I'm still kind of laughing at your use of the word PENOR. Hey, I'm a simple man, what can I say? I still giggle whenever I hear poop or weiner. He he he...

...are you dead? Where have you been? :dunno:

Work? It's always work. You should quit your job and just hang out here at FreeOnes all day. Sure, you would be ruining your life, but you could have fun conversations with...complete...strangers? Yeeeah, maybe you should keep your job.

See ya.

Sweeeeeeet, I'm your first visitor message. See? I told you I was super mega awesome. :tongue: