straight male 5'9" 147lbs

[FreeOnes_Adam]

For ****** out loud...

 

[Supafly]

I thought the "..."-Thread would be the best one, but this tops it. hands down.

By the way, I am 6' and 189 lbs. Just sayin'.

 

[Rane1071]

Hey OP, you gotta' let us know how it went. Are you still chasing the *****? Did all the pervs come out of the shadows and want more of your dick pics?

We gots to know how it went, my precious. Yess, we doess!!

That's my favorite, actually.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Holy good goddamn, that was funny...

Face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. So ugly, he'd have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a *****.

:1orglaugh It was those two that made me lose it the most.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Upon re-reading this gem of a disastrous thread I have come to the conclusion that the OP could star in the gay porn version of Superbad as "McLovin Cock."

 

[sean miguel]

I wanted to slink away from this thread after I realized what I had posted. And I think I had offered to fuck someone's *** (for free) in another thread, so apologies to him also.


So yeah, that's definitely not what I'm here for.

Apologies, Mariah.

 

[Rane1071]

Upon re-reading this gem of a disastrous thread I have come to the conclusion that the OP could star in the gay porn version of Superbad as "McLovin Cock."

By the way, I am 6' and 189 lbs. Just sayin'.

Sounds like you're anglin' for a role in "McLovin Cock" there old mate. Besides your name would look good in the credits -

"McLovin' Cock, starring ..



:tongue:

 

[MMMariah]

I didn't even read it. Honestly I come here from time to time to talk **** and discuss politics and post on food thread. I rarely ever look at any other threads. Since I'm not allowed in PR anymore I rarely come to this site. I think this is the first time in 3 weeks.

No offense. And I am way beyond porn but if you haven't noticed I still use my porn name and I cannot deny that it gets me places my real name wouldn't. I'm not stupid. I'm just not going to do porn anymore.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Re: straight male 5'9" 147lbs

ummmmmm.....what the hell???

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ummmmmm.....what the hell???

 

[Supafly]

Would be fubn, though, to have more random members posting their mugshots and their junk, asking for a porn job offer.

Guess the farest I would go would be a shirtless picture if I ever get my workout schedule in order and burn that love handles


Fot the curious: There already is a picture of me somewhere on the forum, if you really feel the desire to check me out. I wear the FO shirt.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It could be worse. He could have whined about certain women declining to do IR scenes. Or he could be the next Porno Dan. Then I would recant everything bad I ever wrote about him. Except for the part about looking like a bulldog that swallowed a wasp. That one's a keeper.

 

[Supafly]

It could be worse. He could have whined about certain women declining to do IR scenes. Or he could be the next Porno Dan. Then I would recant everything bad I ever wrote about him. Except for the part about looking like a bulldog that swallowed a wasp. That one's a keeper.

Of course, if he keeps up the good work and works out, maybe one day we will see him laughing at us from a Brazzers promo

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

We should get a kickstarter going for "McLovin Cock."

I could be the Spielberg of twink movies.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

To be honest, I never applied for the "McLovin Cock" kickstarter. Although it would have been awesome, it probably would have hurt my professional life.

 

[yoyodude]

My question is...how long before he finally came out of his ******'s basement and decided to put himself out there??? Was masturbating to porn over the internet not enough for him? Questions I need answered...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

This thread should never be left to rot on the vine. Shame on all of you.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Did McLovin survive the "pandemic?"

 

[minx89]

Not bad...

 

[John_8581]

Anyone notice this guy bares a little resemblance to JSmoothpa?

Now for the scripts...

Our novelist/screenwriter aka JSmoothpa was ****** a long time ago. Last I heard he was living in a boarded up house in PA. The bank was foreclosing.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

So...are you saying that you're ********* to help me get my porn career started?

Just an update for everyone, Mariah did not help me get my porn career started. It's k though I get it. I am an inch taller than OP though and a few pounds heavier so I've got that going for me

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

This thread is stupid.

Carry on.