What the hell is wrong with DrakeM?

[DrakeM]

Let's start with drinks too much and is addicted to Freeones. Anybody else want to make baseless accusations? Bring it on! :stir:
Just remember that my conviction for Pope ***** was overturned on appeal.

 

[sean miguel]

He once ****** a baby fur seal with his bare hands because it was wearing fur. He's f'n crazy. But he cares.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

He once let his wife stick her finger up his bum. Sick fuck.

 

[Mayhem]

Tree sloths think DrakeM is one lazy bastard.

 

[hYdl1d3]

DrakeM is the type of dude who'll wave at you with both hands.

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[Supafly]

Trying to make a judgement by his post history, he is either very undecided or has the broadest range of kinks ever.

 

[dakdak]

i heard he fucks goats. but its only a rumor

 

[DrakeM]

That's all? You haven't even started on my penguin fetish or the fact that I'm legally obligated to stay 100 yards away from anyone holding an ice cream cone!

 

[bobjustbob]

Still hasn't raised the $100,000 for his script. It's an all-star porn film based on Fast and Furious 2.

 

[fkknuckle]

He's a shitty dresser.

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[dakdak]

i heard he pays hookers to let him **** on them

 

[sean miguel]

i heard he pays hookers to let him **** on them

You heard wrong. They pay him.

 

[DrakeM]

He's a shitty dresser.

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Hey, not fair! I was wearing the wrong color of lipstick that day.

 

[DrakeM]

Here's a better picture of me:

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[sean miguel]

Helps old ladies cross the street then propositions them.

It's all about dat bass 'bout dat bass, no treble.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

he's more into cocks than pussies.

 

[Rane1071]

Who?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Have you ever shot a man in Reno....just to watch him die?

 

[Rey C.]

Nothing. Just needs more cow bell.

 

[dakdak]

i heard he fists two girls at once and uses them as oven mitts