What are you wearing?

I momentarily took leave of my senses. :quack:

If your knickers are down/off, feel free to leave them that way.

I had just assumed you hoped she was wearing crotchless panties... :dunno:

EDIT

Oh, that'll be it then. I've never shaved anything between my neck and Nelson's Column.

Oh, and that's as hairy as I get. Like I said... it's been awhile.

/EDIT
 
I actually get quite a few compliments on it. Mostly because it's really soft. Oddly, all of my hair is pretty soft. An old friend of mine actually used to liken the softness of my beard to that of a woman's pubes. See.. by comparison your comment doesn't seem so weird, huh? :rolleyes:

Well I didn't mean to wanting to cuddle up with you and your body hair. I was more like saying I wish I had nice shaped body hair like that myself. Looks manly, but not disgusting. It's kinda nicely spread. :)
 
Fuck and I just notice you have great shoulders as well and a bulls neck or whatever it's called in English. Just a great, manly body. Dammit you are almost a hunk as Rhino! :mad: That's it...Not gonna post a pic of myself. :crash:
 
Well I didn't mean to wanting to cuddle up with you and your body hair. I was more like saying I wish I had nice shaped body hair like that myself. Looks manly, but not disgusting. It's kinda nicely spread. :)

Well, I tend to manscape as per request, so whether it's there or not is generally up to others. Single at the moment though, so no requests are being made. Still have to keep the nethers trimmed short though... that's a must. :yesyes:

Fuck and I just notice you have great shoulders as well and a bulls neck or whatever it's called in English. Just a great, manly body. Dammit you are almost a hunk as Rhino! :mad:

I keep active... I figure I'm not doing too badly since I'm closing in on 40. :o

Buncha scaredy cats! Where's the pics? Come on now.

Oh, and I've made good twice now! :D
 
Your ******'s face.
As a condom.
I like fucking hobos in the dirtbox.

Ya know dude, you really are fucking whack job. I would love to get ***** with you one day! We would end up in jail...you know that, right?
 
Bluth's frozen banana t-shirt, Levi's and my new G-Shock. That's just me bringing back sexy.
 
Okay I said I wasn't going to post a pic of myself, but since it doesn't show much of my body here you go. My ***** outfit. White shirt and a pair of boxers.

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Hey they're in Broncos and Mets colors!




Well and they were cheap. :o

It looks like the felt version of Doctor Frankenstein tried to stitch together something from the corpses of Burt and Ernie... ;)
 
Seriously, I knew I shouldn't have posted a pic of myself. Now I hide my body and then they make fun of my shorts. :(

It's not like I'd try to hit on a girl in those. They're just comfy shorts for ******** alone and not for showing off to girls.
 
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