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Actually, I think I'd be okay with that.
Actually, I think I'd be okay with that.
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Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread!
I'd probably pay to see that ... so I could rip it and re-post globally
Actually, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'd probably pay to see that ... so I could rip it and re-post globally
jitna
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the nerdist youtube channel has been going through all the **** in the hall skits with little interviews at the end. theres a bunch of good ones.
it boggles my mind that people dont know **** in the Hall. i used to watch them all the time in high school.
another great Dave Foley thing is Newsradio. an excellent sitcom that took place surprisingly in a news radio station. it also starred the late great Phil Hartman.
the nerdist youtube channel has been going through all the **** in the hall skits with little interviews at the end. theres a bunch of good ones.
it boggles my mind that people dont know **** in the Hall. i used to watch them all the time in high school.
another great Dave Foley thing is Newsradio. an excellent sitcom that took place surprisingly in a news radio station. it also starred the late great Phil Hartman.
Harley Spencer
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Some of my thoughts on astrology...
The descriptions of our signs are generally pretty accurate, but the specifics can't be taken too seriously. For example, my sign is supposedly very interested in sports, which is completely wrong. I **** sports. In school, gym was my absolute least favorite class, I hated playing any of the sports or games, I sucked at them, and I **** watching sports. The only ones I find entertaining are hockey, figure skating, and a few less televised/organized sports, like skate boarding or roller blading, but even with that I'll rarely go out of my way to watch them.
But most of the traits assigned to my sign are correct:
- ******** honest. This is true, but I've leaned to watch what I say and think things out more carefully so that I don't sound too offensive.
- Full of energy and life. For me, it's only true depending on what exactly the subject at hand is. Dancing? No. Singing? No. Frisbee? No. Volleyball? Fuck that ****. I consider this trait to be more about my passion for so many things in life that others might not be quite as interested in. For example, I get extremely excited to go to the beach and I'm perfectly content to just sit for hours watching the waves. To most people, that's not being full of energy or life, that's boring. In my mind, it's the fact that I'm so passionate about even the most simple of things that makes me lively. And when it is something about energy, I am usually the most energetic person in the room. Like ******** and parties. If I'm at a party that I'm enjoying, I want to stay there and stay up all fucking night, whereas other people can only last about half the amount of time that I can. Take when I used to do ***** for example. On any given day that a friend and I would eat whatever particular ****, I'd be the one wanting to stick it out until the last little itsy bitsy visual trailed away, whereas whoever I was with wanted to conk out as soon as it started sizzling down. So to me, yes, I am lively and full of energy, but not in the way most people consider.
- Very friendly with both sexes- Yes, this is true, though while I don't always tend to get along with many girls, I am friendly with them.
- Likes to travel. Yes! I want to see the whole world before I die. I **** the actual act of traveling, but I love getting to the destination and once I'm there, I never want to leave, more so than others.
- Practical and sees the world the way it is. Completely accurate. Take politics for example. I've noticed that many people who talk about politics will bring up minuscule little details and statements that a particular politician said at some point, twisting the words around to mean something they don't. It's ridiculous. The only reason people do that is because they already dislike said politician in the first place, so now they're going out of their way to find any little detail they possibly can to shove their opinion down people's throats. I prefer to look at the big picture- what do I believe in and what would I like to see get done? That's it. Simple. Practical. I don't bother with all these trivial little details like many others do.
- True idealist. Yes. Absolutely. Taken as a quote: "She doesn't care about the diplomacy demanded by the society." 100% true. I don't give a fuck.
- Straightforward attitude can get her into trouble. Yes.
- Can get careless with money. While I do try to watch my money, this is to an extent true because unlike some others, I tend to care more about getting what I want now and enjoying things in life now while I can. Fortunately for me, right now I don't have to worry about rent because I don't have any, so this works for me at the moment.
- Won't take orders from anyone. Actually I will, but I'll be very bitter and pissed off about it. I don't like being talked down to, treated like a little slave, having things demanded of me. I do what I want when I want, and if you want me to do something, you better be willing to hear my perspective first and ask me nicely about it.
- Restless. This is true. I constantly feel like I need to be doing something, whether it's just watching a movie or doing work, just something. I can't sit and do nothing. I especially **** waiting for checks at restaurants because I can't stand just sitting there waiting doing nothing.
Oh and yes, I absolutely can be very mean and harsh when someone pisses me off, but I tone it down as much as I can because I am very aware of that about myself. I used to be terrible with it. Any little thing that pissed me off, be it a boyfriend ditching me to go hang out with his friends, my grandmother asking me to do the dishes, or someone calling me a name, I'd go completely ballistic about it, hurling around insults, throwing tantrums, screaming at the top of my lungs, calling names. I can get really nasty. But after having dealt with so much bullshit in my life, many of those little things don't bother me as much anymore so I'm able to let it slide easier. But if anyone were to really **** me off, you bet your ass I'd make them feel sad and dejected.
But something I've learned with astrology and horoscopes is that you can't take it too seriously or literally, you need to read between the lines, and think about how it applies to you, don't listen to specifics because it doesn't work like that.
In addition, if you read about the details of some of the other zodiac signs, you'll notice that many of their traits apply to you as well. If you read through every single zodiac sign, you're bound to find at least one attribute that fits your personality.
You can also take a look at your compatibility charts. Not all of them are the same. For example, I found one chart that says I'm compatible with pisces and capricorn, and incompatible with libra and scorpio, while another chart says I'm best with aries and leo and worst with cancer, capricorn, aquarius and pisces. It just doesn't match up. So I don't bother with that.
So while I find a lot of this very interesting, I'm also skeptical of it.
Some of my thoughts on astrology...
The descriptions of our signs are generally pretty accurate, but the specifics can't be taken too seriously. For example, my sign is supposedly very interested in sports, which is completely wrong. I **** sports. In school, gym was my absolute least favorite class, I hated playing any of the sports or games, I sucked at them, and I **** watching sports. The only ones I find entertaining are hockey, figure skating, and a few less televised/organized sports, like skate boarding or roller blading, but even with that I'll rarely go out of my way to watch them.
But most of the traits assigned to my sign are correct:
- ******** honest. This is true, but I've leaned to watch what I say and think things out more carefully so that I don't sound too offensive.
- Full of energy and life. For me, it's only true depending on what exactly the subject at hand is. Dancing? No. Singing? No. Frisbee? No. Volleyball? Fuck that ****. I consider this trait to be more about my passion for so many things in life that others might not be quite as interested in. For example, I get extremely excited to go to the beach and I'm perfectly content to just sit for hours watching the waves. To most people, that's not being full of energy or life, that's boring. In my mind, it's the fact that I'm so passionate about even the most simple of things that makes me lively. And when it is something about energy, I am usually the most energetic person in the room. Like ******** and parties. If I'm at a party that I'm enjoying, I want to stay there and stay up all fucking night, whereas other people can only last about half the amount of time that I can. Take when I used to do ***** for example. On any given day that a friend and I would eat whatever particular ****, I'd be the one wanting to stick it out until the last little itsy bitsy visual trailed away, whereas whoever I was with wanted to conk out as soon as it started sizzling down. So to me, yes, I am lively and full of energy, but not in the way most people consider.
- Very friendly with both sexes- Yes, this is true, though while I don't always tend to get along with many girls, I am friendly with them.
- Likes to travel. Yes! I want to see the whole world before I die. I **** the actual act of traveling, but I love getting to the destination and once I'm there, I never want to leave, more so than others.
- Practical and sees the world the way it is. Completely accurate. Take politics for example. I've noticed that many people who talk about politics will bring up minuscule little details and statements that a particular politician said at some point, twisting the words around to mean something they don't. It's ridiculous. The only reason people do that is because they already dislike said politician in the first place, so now they're going out of their way to find any little detail they possibly can to shove their opinion down people's throats. I prefer to look at the big picture- what do I believe in and what would I like to see get done? That's it. Simple. Practical. I don't bother with all these trivial little details like many others do.
- True idealist. Yes. Absolutely. Taken as a quote: "She doesn't care about the diplomacy demanded by the society." 100% true. I don't give a fuck.
- Straightforward attitude can get her into trouble. Yes.
- Can get careless with money. While I do try to watch my money, this is to an extent true because unlike some others, I tend to care more about getting what I want now and enjoying things in life now while I can. Fortunately for me, right now I don't have to worry about rent because I don't have any, so this works for me at the moment.
- Won't take orders from anyone. Actually I will, but I'll be very bitter and pissed off about it. I don't like being talked down to, treated like a little slave, having things demanded of me. I do what I want when I want, and if you want me to do something, you better be willing to hear my perspective first and ask me nicely about it.
- Restless. This is true. I constantly feel like I need to be doing something, whether it's just watching a movie or doing work, just something. I can't sit and do nothing. I especially **** waiting for checks at restaurants because I can't stand just sitting there waiting doing nothing.
Oh and yes, I absolutely can be very mean and harsh when someone pisses me off, but I tone it down as much as I can because I am very aware of that about myself. I used to be terrible with it. Any little thing that pissed me off, be it a boyfriend ditching me to go hang out with his friends, my grandmother asking me to do the dishes, or someone calling me a name, I'd go completely ballistic about it, hurling around insults, throwing tantrums, screaming at the top of my lungs, calling names. I can get really nasty. But after having dealt with so much bullshit in my life, many of those little things don't bother me as much anymore so I'm able to let it slide easier. But if anyone were to really **** me off, you bet your ass I'd make them feel sad and dejected.
But something I've learned with astrology and horoscopes is that you can't take it too seriously or literally, you need to read between the lines, and think about how it applies to you, don't listen to specifics because it doesn't work like that.
In addition, if you read about the details of some of the other zodiac signs, you'll notice that many of their traits apply to you as well. If you read through every single zodiac sign, you're bound to find at least one attribute that fits your personality.
You can also take a look at your compatibility charts. Not all of them are the same. For example, I found one chart that says I'm compatible with pisces and capricorn, and incompatible with libra and scorpio, while another chart says I'm best with aries and leo and worst with cancer, capricorn, aquarius and pisces. It just doesn't match up. So I don't bother with that.
So while I find a lot of this very interesting, I'm also skeptical of it.
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Yeah, I'm aware of that, but it didn't come up when I ran a search. Not sure if it was recent addition, or what... but I looked for it, and it didn't show.
Yup. Me too. Though in the States wasn't it mostly relegated to HBO? I think that would explain why it never really hit it big. In the late '80s-early '90s I don't really think HBO was reaching an incredibly wide audience.
Yeah, that was another good show.
Well, except for Andy Dick. I could have done with less Andy Dick in News Radio. :1orglaugh
...
Hmm... on a non-KITH-related note: Yeah, so M12 obviously went off the rails recently in this thread (again), and I was curious as to how bad it got because, well, I tend to skim most of his posts, since they can often be a little hard to read. So I decided to go back and take a look at all the crazy in this thread that isn't mine, and, well... I wasn't planning to respond to anything he cooked up, but wow, this...
... that requires a response, and I now wish I'd read that when it was initially posted.
No dude, don't bring me into your stuff. I know you probably meant this as some odd kind of ham-fisted bro-ish proverbial fist bump, but I am not that guy.
Wow, I don't even know where to begin. I think Harley is great, I really do. She's an excellent woman, and I like her as a person. Because of that, I want her to be happy. I think she's been through a lot of **** in her life and I think she deserves some happiness. I think the world owes her that much. The guy she's with makes her happy. That's a good thing. So even in jest (assuming that's what you were doing, I really don't even know how your mind works) don't bring me into any suggestions involving her tossing her guy. I don't want that, and I don't appreciate being associated with that sentiment, even if it's a joke.
Hell, even if he weren't in the picture, and by some miracle Harley were into me... I'd still have serious doubts that I'd consider dating her. Not because of her, she's amazing, but because of me. She's had a tough go of it, especially in relation to love. As a result she has some self-esteem and trust issues (this is the kind of thing you'd learn if you paid attention to her posts, or if you read her journal). As such, I'd tend to think she'd need a guy who can be sensitive to that. Me? I have Asperger's. Part of what that means is that I can't read people properly, and I have trouble expressing my emotions. That part of me is just broken. So while I am a sensitive guy in theory, in practice I'm (occasionally) shitty at being sensitive when someone needs me to be. So even if I were given the opportunity, I don't think I could ever be there for her the way someone should be, at least not in the moment which is always when people need it. And she deserves that, and without a lot of help I don't think I could ever be that guy.
So no she really shouldn't "take me." I have no problem admitting that she probably needs a better man than me, and she seems to have found that and I wish her all the best there.
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Hey, that's how I feel about religion and politics!
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Yeah, I'm aware of that, but it didn't come up when I ran a search. Not sure if it was recent addition, or what... but I looked for it, and it didn't show.
Yup. Me too. Though in the States wasn't it mostly relegated to HBO? I think that would explain why it never really hit it big. In the late '80s-early '90s I don't really think HBO was reaching an incredibly wide audience.
Yeah, that was another good show.
Well, except for Andy Dick. I could have done with less Andy Dick in News Radio. :1orglaugh...
Hmm... on a non-KITH-related note: Yeah, so M12 obviously went off the rails recently in this thread (again), and I was curious as to how bad it got because, well, I tend to skim most of his posts, since they can often be a little hard to read. So I decided to go back and take a look at all the crazy in this thread that isn't mine, and, well... I wasn't planning to respond to anything he cooked up, but wow, this...
... that requires a response, and I now wish I'd read that when it was initially posted.
No dude, don't bring me into your stuff. I know you probably meant this as some odd kind of ham-fisted bro-ish proverbial fist bump, but I am not that guy.
Wow, I don't even know where to begin. I think Harley is great, I really do. She's an excellent woman, and I like her as a person. Because of that, I want her to be happy. I think she's been through a lot of **** in her life and I think she deserves some happiness. I think the world owes her that much. The guy she's with makes her happy. That's a good thing. So even in jest (assuming that's what you were doing, I really don't even know how your mind works) don't bring me into any suggestions involving her tossing her guy. I don't want that, and I don't appreciate being associated with that sentiment, even if it's a joke.
Hell, even if he weren't in the picture, and by some miracle Harley were into me... I'd still have serious doubts that I'd consider dating her. Not because of her, she's amazing, but because of me. She's had a tough go of it, especially in relation to love. As a result she has some self-esteem and trust issues (this is the kind of thing you'd learn if you paid attention to her posts, or if you read her journal). As such, I'd tend to think she'd need a guy who can be sensitive to that. Me? I have Asperger's. Part of what that means is that I can't read people properly, and I have trouble expressing my emotions. That part of me is just broken. So while I am a sensitive guy in theory, in practice I'm (occasionally) shitty at being sensitive when someone needs me to be. So even if I were given the opportunity, I don't think I could ever be there for her the way someone should be, at least not in the moment which is always when people need it. And she deserves that, and without a lot of help I don't think I could ever be that guy.
So no she really shouldn't "take me." I have no problem admitting that she probably needs a better man than me, and she seems to have found that and I wish her all the best there.
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Hey, that's how I feel about religion and politics!
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Harley Spencer
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Wow, that's really... just wow. I'm a bit speechless right now, so I'm just gonna say that what you said there was very touching.
Wow, that's really... just wow. I'm a bit speechless right now, so I'm just gonna say that what you said there was very touching.
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Well, you deserve some happiness, and I'm glad you've found it. We should all be so lucky.
Well, you deserve some happiness, and I'm glad you've found it. We should all be so lucky.
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Checked out the latest video (you look magnificent as always, Harley). The "hourglass" toy is... kinda neat.
Checked out the latest video (you look magnificent as always, Harley). The "hourglass" toy is... kinda neat.
Harley Spencer
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Isn't it? I thought so too, never seen one like it before.
Speaking of videos. I don't know if I'm going to be able to do one for next week. I really want to, but I've been having this issue for the past 4-5 days ever since I had sex on Monday. The area between my vag and ass is like really swollen and puffy and painful. It's like puffy line running between my vag and ass and won't go away. It's happened before after rougher than usual sex, but didn't ever last this long. I've looked online to see if I could find out what it is, but nothing useful came up, nothing was exactly like what I have going on down there. Anyway, for a video I don't know it'd be very comfortable to play around with myself with this going on.
Checked out the latest video (you look magnificent as always, Harley). The "hourglass" toy is... kinda neat.
Isn't it? I thought so too, never seen one like it before.
Speaking of videos. I don't know if I'm going to be able to do one for next week. I really want to, but I've been having this issue for the past 4-5 days ever since I had sex on Monday. The area between my vag and ass is like really swollen and puffy and painful. It's like puffy line running between my vag and ass and won't go away. It's happened before after rougher than usual sex, but didn't ever last this long. I've looked online to see if I could find out what it is, but nothing useful came up, nothing was exactly like what I have going on down there. Anyway, for a video I don't know it'd be very comfortable to play around with myself with this going on.
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Yeah. Though it maybe looks like it would be... a little uncomfortable. But as a guy that's maybe tough to judge. :dunno:
While I am always of the frame of mind that more Harley is always better, I'm also of the frame of mind that an uncomfortable Harley is not a good thing
. So I don't know about any of your other members, but I'm not gonna sweat it (you may have noticed that, while chatty, I'm not a particularly demanding or high maintenance fan ).
Hmm, regarding the issue, have you tried Preparation H? It may not be hemorrhoids, but that stuff still helps with swelling, and it also has some petroleum jelly in it, so if it's sensitive to contact that might offer some bit of relief even if it doesn't help with the actual problem. :dunno:
Yeah. Though it maybe looks like it would be... a little uncomfortable. But as a guy that's maybe tough to judge. :dunno:
While I am always of the frame of mind that more Harley is always better, I'm also of the frame of mind that an uncomfortable Harley is not a good thing
. So I don't know about any of your other members, but I'm not gonna sweat it (you may have noticed that, while chatty, I'm not a particularly demanding or high maintenance fan ).Hmm, regarding the issue, have you tried Preparation H? It may not be hemorrhoids, but that stuff still helps with swelling, and it also has some petroleum jelly in it, so if it's sensitive to contact that might offer some bit of relief even if it doesn't help with the actual problem. :dunno:
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you better make sure u get better, if it causes pain, then better let it get better.
you better make sure u get better, if it causes pain, then better let it get better.
Harley Spencer
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The hourglass dildo definitely wasn't the most comfortable of toys. It didn't hurt, it was just kind of awkward with all the deep ridges on it so it was a bit difficult to slide in and out.
I figured that you wouldn't mind much if I went without a video next week, but I don't know about the others. They don't talk to me much, if at all. I've had people who joined my site then asked for a refund and withdrew their membership because they weren't satisfied with the twice weekly updates, and back when I didn't do videos they were unhappy with only one update per week and no videos. So.... yeah, members can be pretty picky. If I go without a video next week, I'll have Joe add an extra week to everyone's membership to make up for it and try to make the following week's video longer than usual.
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Yeah. Though it maybe looks like it would be... a little uncomfortable. But as a guy that's maybe tough to judge. :dunno:
While I am always of the frame of mind that more Harley is always better, I'm also of the frame of mind that an uncomfortable Harley is not a good thing
Hmm, regarding the issue, have you tried Preparation H? It may not be hemorrhoids, but that stuff still helps with swelling, and it also has some petroleum jelly in it, so if it's sensitive to contact that might offer some bit of relief even if it doesn't help with the actual problem. :dunno:
The hourglass dildo definitely wasn't the most comfortable of toys. It didn't hurt, it was just kind of awkward with all the deep ridges on it so it was a bit difficult to slide in and out.
I figured that you wouldn't mind much if I went without a video next week, but I don't know about the others. They don't talk to me much, if at all. I've had people who joined my site then asked for a refund and withdrew their membership because they weren't satisfied with the twice weekly updates, and back when I didn't do videos they were unhappy with only one update per week and no videos. So.... yeah, members can be pretty picky. If I go without a video next week, I'll have Joe add an extra week to everyone's membership to make up for it and try to make the following week's video longer than usual.
EDIT: My 3,000th post!
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Yeah, kinda seemed like that might be the case.
I'm pretty easy going. :dunno: I hope it works out with everyone else.
Though a longer video the following week does sound intriguing... after all I do have that whole "more Harley is always better" thing going on.
Oh, regarding your problem, if you're going to Google it the term you're probably going to want to use is "perineum". That's the medical term for the area (though most people don't know that and just call it the gooch). Don't know if that will help in your search, but I guess it can't hurt.
Coolness!
Yeah, kinda seemed like that might be the case.
I'm pretty easy going. :dunno: I hope it works out with everyone else.
Though a longer video the following week does sound intriguing... after all I do have that whole "more Harley is always better" thing going on.
Oh, regarding your problem, if you're going to Google it the term you're probably going to want to use is "perineum". That's the medical term for the area (though most people don't know that and just call it the gooch). Don't know if that will help in your search, but I guess it can't hurt.
EDIT: My 3,000th post!
Coolness!
Harley Spencer
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Yes, that is the goal
Yes, I know it's called the perineum. But gooch? I've never heard that one before, the only slang word I've heard used for it is taint. I tried googling all sorts of things, like "swollen perineum", "Swollen painful perineum", "swollen between vagina and anus", etc. The results I found were not like what I have, like I found hemorrhoids, skin tags, vulvodynia, cysts, hernia, cystocele, etc. I've come to the conclusion that it's probably just due to having sex longer, harder, and not as lubricated as it should be. If it's not lubed up enough, it causes extra friction against my skin which irritates it and can cause things like tearing, chaffing, or in this case, swelling. I don't think it's anything to be too concerned about and it probably isn't terribly uncommon, so I'm just gonna wait it out and take it easy.
you better make sure u get better, if it causes pain, then better let it get better.
Yes, that is the goal
Yeah, kinda seemed like that might be the case.
I'm pretty easy going. :dunno: I hope it works out with everyone else.
Though a longer video the following week does sound intriguing... after all I do have that whole "more Harley is always better" thing going on.
Oh, regarding your problem, if you're going to Google it the term you're probably going to want to use is "perineum". That's the medical term for the area (though most people don't know that and just call it the gooch). Don't know if that will help in your search, but I guess it can't hurt.
Coolness!
Yes, I know it's called the perineum. But gooch? I've never heard that one before, the only slang word I've heard used for it is taint. I tried googling all sorts of things, like "swollen perineum", "Swollen painful perineum", "swollen between vagina and anus", etc. The results I found were not like what I have, like I found hemorrhoids, skin tags, vulvodynia, cysts, hernia, cystocele, etc. I've come to the conclusion that it's probably just due to having sex longer, harder, and not as lubricated as it should be. If it's not lubed up enough, it causes extra friction against my skin which irritates it and can cause things like tearing, chaffing, or in this case, swelling. I don't think it's anything to be too concerned about and it probably isn't terribly uncommon, so I'm just gonna wait it out and take it easy.
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Really? You know, aside from a gynecologist I used to date, you are actually the first person I've spoken to who actually knows that term. Seems most people think gardening when you say perineum. :1orglaugh
You've never heard gooch? Huh, that one is pretty popular. Taint, yeah that's the other popular slang term.
Yeah, that's probably all it is. Maybe you should invest in lube and use it liberally... :dunno: ... better safe than, uh, swollen?
Really? You know, aside from a gynecologist I used to date, you are actually the first person I've spoken to who actually knows that term. Seems most people think gardening when you say perineum. :1orglaugh
You've never heard gooch? Huh, that one is pretty popular. Taint, yeah that's the other popular slang term.
Yeah, that's probably all it is. Maybe you should invest in lube and use it liberally... :dunno: ... better safe than, uh, swollen?
Harley Spencer
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I **** lube, having to stop the action to reach for some lube, pausing to open it and apply it is kind of a mood killer for me. I really like to be totally invested in the action that taking even a moment to break for something is a pain in the ass to me. I prefer using spit.
I **** lube, having to stop the action to reach for some lube, pausing to open it and apply it is kind of a mood killer for me. I really like to be totally invested in the action that taking even a moment to break for something is a pain in the ass to me. I prefer using spit.
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Hmm... then maybe you need to chew more gum then to make sure you have ample spit? Or just have lube applied all the time, just in case.
I'm still somewhat flabbergastedD) that you knew perineum. You frequently impress me. I like that.
Hmm... then maybe you need to chew more gum then to make sure you have ample spit? Or just have lube applied all the time, just in case.
I'm still somewhat flabbergasted
D) that you knew perineum. You frequently impress me. I like that.
Harley Spencer
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I might not know a lot, but I do know a little bit about a lot of things.
I do chew lots of gum, sometimes too much. There have been a number of times when I was going down on my boyfriend and having been chewing gum for a while, the gum starts to fall apart in my mouth and little pieces start to fall out mid-blowjob :o So I try to remember to spit my gum out before sex.
Hmm... then maybe you need to chew more gum then to make sure you have ample spit? Or just have lube applied all the time, just in case.
I'm still somewhat flabbergasted
I might not know a lot, but I do know a little bit about a lot of things.
I do chew lots of gum, sometimes too much. There have been a number of times when I was going down on my boyfriend and having been chewing gum for a while, the gum starts to fall apart in my mouth and little pieces start to fall out mid-blowjob :o So I try to remember to spit my gum out before sex.
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Well, you certainly seem to know a lot. Methinks you know more than you give yourself credit for.
:1orglaugh ... that's kind of hilariously adorable.
Well, you certainly seem to know a lot. Methinks you know more than you give yourself credit for.
:1orglaugh ... that's kind of hilariously adorable.
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I like to have nice breath.
Well, you certainly seem to know a lot. Methinks you know more than you give yourself credit for.
:1orglaugh ... that's kind of hilariously adorable.
I like to have nice breath.
