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But you haven't been with me yet! Do you really wanna miss out on that great opportunity? :o

I've known him for over 2 years, going on 3, he's the smartest guy I've ever known, better in bed than any guy I've ever ***** with, very caring, too generous for his own good, absolutely the best person in my life. I'm good to go.
 
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I've known him for over 2 years, going on 3, he's the smartest guy I've ever known, better in bed than any guy I've ever ***** with, very caring, too generous for his own good, absolutely the best person in my life. I'm good to go.
Hmm....but if you don't try it, you'll never know if I'm not even better! :o

Okay...I wish you all the best then. Sounds like he's a good guy. :)
 
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Hmm....but if you don't try it, you'll never know if I'm not even better! :o

Okay...I wish you all the best then. Sounds like he's a good guy. :)

If I spent my entire life not wanting to settle down because I wanted to make sure no other guy was better than the one I had, I'd be dating and fucking every man on the planet. I don't have time for that. I'm very happy with the one I have.

My first serious girlfriend's most sensitive spots were her feet. I spent almost as much time playing with them as I did with her joy division.

That's crazy. Wow, I wish I could orgasm from a foot rub.
 
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My first serious girlfriend's most sensitive spots were her feet. I spent almost as much time playing with them as I did with her joy division.

You still have her number? :)

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If I spent my entire life not wanting to settle down because I wanted to make sure no other guy was better than the one I had, I'd be dating and fucking every man on the planet. I don't have time for that. I'm very happy with the one I have.
I know, I was just kidding. :)


That's crazy. Wow, I wish I could orgasm from a foot rub.
Well.....
 
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If I spent my entire life not wanting to settle down because I wanted to make sure no other guy was better than the one I had, I'd be dating and fucking every man on the planet.

And that would probably lead to an unwholesome amount of chaffing. :D As such this...

I'm very happy with the one I have.

... is probably a good thing. :)
 
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Not only chaffing, but a world of STDs, bladder infections, yeast infections, sore boobs. Does not sound fun to me.

If your boobs are getting sore you need to start smacking people until they learn what "gentle" means. :)

The rest of it though, yeah, potentially something of a problem... :(
 
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If your boobs are getting sore you need to start smacking people until they learn what "gentle" means. :)

The rest of it though, yeah, potentially something of a problem... :(

I think they'd mostly be getting sore from all the bouncing. Guys don't fondle my boobs enough for them to get sore from it.
 
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I think they'd mostly be getting sore from all the bouncing.

So apparently YOU need to learn what gentle means! I see! :D

Guys don't fondle my boobs enough for them to get sore from it.

Well, I'm not even a boob man, but I still find that disturbingly wrong! :( (you know, the "enough" part, not the "sore" part)
 
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So apparently YOU need to learn what gentle means! I see! :D



Well, I'm not even a boob man, but I still find that disturbingly wrong! :( (you know, the "enough" part, not the "sore" part)

I know right? I get so many compliments on my boobs but so little actual attention.
 
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I know right? I get so many compliments on my boobs but so little actual attention.

You know, I'm starting to think you need to give better directions in the boudoir. You seem to be with poorly trained men.... get yourself a riding crop and they shall learn. ;)
 
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I think if you were with me your nipples would be sore from all the sucking. And I'm not even a boob man. But you have perfect boobs. :)
 
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Too lazy for me? Premium Link Upgrade

You might learn something over in my journal.

Nah, too lazy in general. :D And c'mon be generous. It's 3:30 am here!

So tell me, what would I learn there?

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There are indeed many things to learn Premium Link Upgrade
It has 24 pages! How dare you expecting me to read those!

Just tell me what's in there dammit!
 
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