Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Toys
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Just break out some toys too while you're doin' the dirty. Then you've have the full nine yards goin' on. Also, if you do maybe you'll get lucky and she'll peg you...
Seriously though, I don't get off watching a woman enjoying herself with a toy. However, I have no problems with a woman enjoying herself with a toy, I take my hat off to her. Personally I'd rather just dive in. 
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Seriously though, I don't get off watching a woman enjoying herself with a toy. However, I have no problems with a woman enjoying herself with a toy, I take my hat off to her. Personally I'd rather just dive in.
See Jaana? Plenty of guys who prefer you using just fingers
See Jaana? Plenty of guys who prefer you using just fingers
Personally, until someone breaks out the frozen waffles it's just not freaky enough for me. :dunno: Bonus points for using a Slinky...
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
A slinky... Oh man I can't even imagine...
It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy
It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy
... just sayin'... :dunno:
Ulysses, man... you better not be hoping for insertion. Even with the world's entire supply of lube and a shoehorn that's not likely to work out...
but then it will no longer be in mint condition :dunno:
If we are talking about toys, I will OWN anyone at this one.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Wait, doesn't Yoghurt + pussy = infection
I mean, I remember getting told off for putting a chocolate bar inside a girl and eating it...
Just use Anders. Everyone else does.
Now now, that's closed minded thinking :nono:
There's a tiny lil vibro you can buy called a bullet, so small it takes button cell batteries like you can buy in watches.
Now that might seem ridiculous, but what that small size means is that you can use it on a girl while fucking her OR licking her out.
Seriously, you know how it's common to gently stimulate the clit area with a finger while fucking for fun? Well, use the bullet and it's even more fun.
Now kissing kitten is great and all, but sometimes you can get tongue-ache when they take too long to cum for whatever reason.
Alternately you can just spice it up with a bullet.
So, kiss and lick, use the bullet around the clit or just put it in her.
Of course, larger toys are more cock like, but less versatile, so with a cock-size toy (in my case that's a bullet, but everyone's different
) you can use it in her while lapping at her clit to attempt to give her the sensation of getting licked and fucked at the same time.Alternately you can have it in her pussy while you're in her arse, but if I remember correctly you wanna be in her arse before inserting a toy into her pussy, otherwise it's harder to get in (in the same manner how pregnant women have to clear their bowels before birth, it's hard to have something in both passages that are so close together simultaneously.
Wait, doesn't Yoghurt + pussy = infection
I mean, I remember getting told off for putting a chocolate bar inside a girl and eating it...
Depends on the yogurt. If it's plain and has no additives then it should be fine. In fact, some gynecologists recommend putting yogurt there post-treatment for a yeast infection, and it's sometimes used as a home remedy for the problem itself if it's live. Apparently the bacteria in plain yogurt functions much like the bacteria which are typically found in the vagina and which could be damaged/lacking explaining the yeast infection, and yogurt has a pH of about 4 (making it somewhat acidic), putting it almost exactly at the level of a healthy vagina, so if there's a pH issue (which can help explain problems with bacteria) then the yogurt can help to deal with that problem as well, and make it a more hospitable place for the required natural bacteria to thrive.
That said, don't stick a chocolate bar up there you douche. :cussing: Chocolate is closer to a neutral pH, meaning it can neutralize the pH of the vagina to some extent and create a hostile environment. Also, it's mildly poisonous, not enough to effect humans generally, but likely more than enough to cause issues there. Oh, and don't feed that **** to your pets either.
JaanaRuutu
Verified Performer
Mmmmmmm Crossfire in pissy bb
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Cardboard box is the best toy.
My ****** just forgot to take the rat poison out first.
My ****** just forgot to take the rat poison out first.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
You're too tight for toys?
I have a toy for you in my pants that should fit just right then!
Wait...wut?!
I have a toy for you in my pants that should fit just right then!
Wait...wut?!
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