An open letter (parody)

You are what you eat? That's odd - I don't feel like a large Italian with everything.
 
i have obviously set the letter bar around here. ace is doing well sticking it out. assari, admit it, you're a mexican.
 
No one deny that we are what we eat?

So...my DNA will reflect the Cheese/Peanut Butter crackers I ate today?
What if I begin eating massive amounts of Soylent Green covered in Ragu...will a DNA swab reflect whoever I ate, or will it come up me?

Do those who swallow also begin to absorb the DNA of those who donate?
I just need to know, and I see you are a serious student of the important sciences.

Please expound on this...
 
Ace, assari, VV, this hand written **** just ***** me with laughter. Rep to anyone that takes the time to post those.
 
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