Never Tried It, Reject It On Principle

HappyHapyJoyJoy

HappyHapyJoyJoy

Here's a question, is there anything you absolutely refuse to try because the very idea of it fills you with unwholesome dread? I'm not talking sex here, but important stuff like food, or activities, or genres of entertainment.

Like, for one I refuse to try carrot cake. I mean, really? Fucking carrot cake? You want to take carrots and put cream cheese on that **** and call it a dessert? No sir, fuck you and your witchcraft, I refuse to take part in your debasement of treat-style foodstuffs! Keep your vegetables where they belong; in an easily avoidable salad bar!

So what about you...? Whadda you got?
 
HappyHapyJoyJoy said:
But... it's carrot! And supposedly dessert! That seems like a perversion of nature. :(



Why for? :confused:
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Carrot cake is the ****. I prefer that over many other deserts. It's just.... so fucking good. I used to think the same as you about it, like, carrots? Ew! But really, it's amazing. All the spices in it and the cream cheese icing. :drool2: But I don't particularly like the carrot cake with the chunks of carrots and nuts in it, fuck that. I like it smooth.

EDIT: Oh and why for? Veal and lamb it has nothing to do with the taste, it's the idea of eating baby *******. Not cool. For paint ball, I'm not a fan of being hurt and having random bruises all over my body, plus I model so bruises aren't the most sightly thing. Hunting, I just don't want to, no ****** ******* for me. As for the other activities, it's all mostly due to my fear of heights.
 
Harley Spencer said:
Carrot cake is the ****. I prefer that over many other deserts. It's just.... so fucking good. I used to think the same as you about it, like, carrots? Ew! But really, it's amazing. All the spices in it and the cream cheese icing. :drool2: But I don't particularly like the carrot cake with the chunks of carrots and nuts in it, fuck that. I like it smooth.
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I'm gonna level with you here, I didn't even know there were spices. :o

The whole idea just... doesn't seem very desserty. Carrots and cream cheese doesn't sound very sweet, nor very salty. Sounds like something you might eat for breakfast if you were in a rush and out of bagels...
 
HappyHapyJoyJoy said:
I'm gonna level with you here, I didn't even know there were spices. :o

The whole idea just... doesn't seem very desserty. Carrots and cream cheese doesn't sound very sweet, nor very salty. Sounds like something you might eat for breakfast if you were in a rush and out of bagels...
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If I made you some carrot cake, would you try it for me? Hell, tell me your address and I'll mail you some. Carrot cake cupcakes.
 
Harley Spencer said:
If I made you some carrot cake, would you try it for me? Hell, tell me your address and I'll mail you some. Carrot cake cupcakes.
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Um, I probably. Though I think there are laws against mailing perishable food cross borders... :dunno:
 
I with the OP. Carrot cake sucks.

Carrot cake? Cake made out of carrots? Let's also try some ice cream made out of broccoli...yech.
 
HappyHapyJoyJoy said:
Um, I probably. Though I think there are laws against mailing perishable food cross borders... :dunno:
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Ah true, I forgot that you live in Canada. Hmm.. I should look it up and see if it's allowed.

Mr. Hyde said:
I with the OP. Carrot cake sucks.

Carrot cake? Cake made out of carrots? Let's also try some ice cream made out of broccoli...yech.
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Have you ever tried carrot cake?
 
Eating Mountain Oysters or anything close to it.
 
Carrot cake is great. And this may seem like an off-the-wall example, but this may help you wrap your head around alternative uses for carrots: the real Henry Hill (Goodfellas) wrote a cookbook and said that when he makes pasta sauce, he uses grated carrots instead of sugar.
 
Never tried any ***** and I refuse to take them.


Nice thread, btw. There are many food things I never tried and refuse to try. Can't come up with any right now though. :o

I'll be back. :D
 
Harley Spencer said:
Ew they make brocoli ice cream? Just ew.
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Yes they do. With real broccoli bits in it. Seen it in some specialty ice cream shops. They have everything up to and including haggis. Google weird ice cream flavors... they do some seriously messed up **** with ice cream.

Harley Spencer said:
I do want to send you some! Gonna look it up right now. I'll get back to you.
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You are obviously very proud of your cheesecake. ( ;))
 
Contact Lenses. Have never tried them. But, there is no fucking way I'm going to voluntarily place some objects in my eyes. :shock: :eek:
That creeps me out.

BTW, HHJJ, I agree with Harley. Carrot Cake is great! :yesyes:

If you don't like Carrot Cake because it has Veggies in a Dessert ..........
I take it you haven't tried Jello with Celery in it?
Oh YES! It exists. And as weird as it might sound, it actually tastes good.
 
HappyHapyJoyJoy said:
Yes they do. With real broccoli bits in it. Seen it in some specialty ice cream shops. They have everything up to and including haggis. Google weird ice cream flavors... they do some seriously messed up **** with ice cream.



You are obviously very proud of your cheesecake. ( ;))
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Cheesecake? I do like cheesecake but I've never made it.
 
Harley Spencer said:
Alrighty just looked at USPS and it looks like it's acceptable :D Nothing about baked goods in there! Here's the link: Premium Link Upgrade
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Um, okay. I shall PM you my mailing address.

I can't believe I'm getting cheesecake from you. :1orglaugh

And, well, thank you. :)
 
HappyHapyJoyJoy said:
Um, okay. I shall PM you my mailing address.

I can't believe I'm getting cheesecake from you. :1orglaugh

And, well, thank you. :)
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lol is that what you're gonna call it? Cheesecake? Alright, if that's what you gotta tell yourself lol
But yes, I am so gonna mail some to you. I Promise you'll like it.
 
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