Dear Maria Ozawa,
Why won't you move your porn career to the United States? Since I'm very very tired seeing your pixelated vagina getting fucked by a pixelated penis. I'm tired of spending $40 each for your porn DVDs when I feel that I'm not getting worth because of all the pixelated vaginas and penises. Also I think you and Rio Hamasaki should bang in a passionate girl-girl scene only if there won't be any pixelated vaginas but if there is, I would still buy it anyways. If you ever decide to move your porn career to the US I think you should do a few scenes for DogFart because that would be a massive upgrade to the little dicks you had in Japan.
Love Your Fan,
Jason Cook
XOXOXOXOXOX