How to get into porn?

I was wondering how to get into porn. I'm including pictures of my penis. Oh, now that I look at em, I don't think I measure up. Do I have a small penis? It's hard as a rock btw
 
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My husband, Jack, has the smallest little penis I have ever seen in my life. I don't even fuck him anymore... it's THAT small LOL. Recently, I've been inviting my girlfriends over for special surprises. They get all excited thinking about what it could be. Then when they show up and see that their surprise is that they have to jerk, suck and fuck my husband's pathetic little penis, they are not very happy. But we have fun anyway, laughing at Jack and his dick and talking all about what kinds of big dicks we like to fuck, and i'll tell you one thing. It's Definitely NOT JACK!!!
 
I've seen that before. I think I've got him beet on girth and length...though if he lost a few pounds he might get the edge on length. I got a bit of an SPH (small penis ***********) fetish, and as you can see I got the goods to back it up...any idea of good way to get "humiliated." I've tried things like Chatroulette, but sites like that have minors and I just wouldn't feel ethically right about doing that. For obvious reasons, it's nothing I want get out to ppl I know. I've tried looking for size-queens and hobbyist dominatrix types on OKCupid, but hard to get a reply back. Any ideas of good way to get women to look at my penis and tell me how small I am, compare me to other men, and then make fun of me for being small/uncircumcised/pathetic? Any advice from anyone?
 
I'm pretty sure you should go back to beating yourself off while eating a bag of Doritos every night. You're more likely to be successful that way.
 
I'm pretty sure you should go back to beating yourself off while eating a bag of Doritos every night. You're more likely to be successful that way.
YES, that's the kind of stuff I want women to tell me. That my dick is useless and I should just give up, stay home, and jerk off...that and tell me just how small and useless my dicklet is...
 
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