guys first ejaculation- MODERATOR QUESTION

I was on the wing of the playboy airplane with a group of bunnies, I fuck them all for 24hrs and then ejaculated into the fuel tank so we could take off. (If you think that was a serious statement get help! Quickly)
 
I was laying in bed and had a ***** that some nude busty blonde with huge tits was sucking me off and when it came time for me to ejaculate, that's when I woke half ****** with my boxers looking like a huge circus tent from my rock hard boner soaked in cum. Gotta love the first wet *****. Was ages ago.
 
^ Quoted for truth. :)

But seriously, should this thread be in the Talk Forum buried under a rock?
At this point forums are rocks.
OOH! WHAT KINDA BEETLES ARE WE?! Gotta be beetles, ants, centipedes and such, under the rock.
Can I be a rolly polly? (Wood louse)
 
When I was a little boy I took a shower once, actually more than once. Anyway this one time in the shower I soaped up my ***-*** with soap and my ***-*** started to feel funny. I did not know what to do but I did not stop soaping up my ***-*** with soap. Then I felt something that felt like an internal eruption or detonation. After that all this white stuff started falling out of my ***-*** hole. It wouldn't stop. Felt so good but I was also scared. What if the white stuff becomes the red stuff? It didn't though. Sure was good and I got better at getting rid of the white stuff over the years. This satisfied and pacified me until I turned 17 years old and a lady standing on 11th & Pico did a better job helping me get rid of the white stuff. She dead now.
 
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