Today is a bleak day indeed...

[Petra]

The americans have to deal with a little wind and rain from a storm....

We have the great Coffpocolypse afoot. The end is near...our coffee machine is out of order and won't be fixed for 2 whole, long, non-caffinated days.

We're all gonna die!

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

We´re doomed.

I cant take it any longer.

I shall crawl in to the corner and sit there until someone feeds me coffee.

This is probably the last thing I´ll write before the shakes kick in.

Farewell, it was _____ knowing you!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Here's a tip that will help you guys cope with this grievous ordeal. Every time you get a sudden craving for coffee, walk over to Roald's desk and whack him in the testicles as hard as you can with a three-hole punch (the office tool, not the kind you typically give Petra, Anders).

 

[larss]

What! No Starbucks nearby?

Where do you work? The moon?

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

What! No Starbucks nearby?

Where do you work? The moon?

Starbucks....

Overpriced waterbuckets....

 

[RichardNailder]

And the Premium Link Upgrade server got drowned so there's a shortage of good wanking material.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

And the Premium Link Upgrade server got drowned so there's a shortage of good wanking material.

And they´re not the only one.

A couple of major ones have been hit.

 

[Petra]

What! No Starbucks nearby?

Where do you work? The moon?

The nearest starbucks is at the train station, about 20min away by car! The inhumanity!!

 

[Shifty]

Petra's Underpants + Boiling Water = Problem Solved. :yummie:

 

[Petra]

Petra's Underpants + Boiling Water = Problem Solved. :yummie:

Sigh

 

[Shifty]

Sigh

Apologies. I was simply trying to annoy you. :dunno:

Have a coffee, you'll feel better.

 

[StanScratch]

Now what am I supposed to **** in?

 

[Petra]

Apologies. I was simply trying to annoy you. :dunno:

Have a coffee, you'll feel better.

My birthday is in a month, you can buy me a stuffed cthulhu to make me feel better.....

Just sayin....

 

[larss]

Might I suggest a Thermos flask and brining the java in from home.

or (horror of horrors) investing in a kettle and instant coffee.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

wehaveinstantcoffee
ihateit
ittasteslikeshit
ineedpropercoffee

 

[mikexmoran]

Now what am I supposed to **** in?

lol...my first chuckle of the day.


Why would you live in a place that doesn't have a local Dunkin' Donuts?

Third World if you ask me.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

whatthefuckisdunkingdonut?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

itsaplacethatobviouslyhasdonutsandthereforecoffee.

Anyways, it's been nice knowing you suckers. I look forward to hearing the new report "Freeones office ***** employees in massive suicide/homicide over lack of caffeinated brew. Police discover ****** ribcage soaking in coffee filter with others gathered around chanting and bowing." :wave:

 

[Petra]

Captain's log, stardate 66299.5 ....people are getting jittery in the office and are milling about the kettle waiting to pour hot water on their dry, tasteless, caffieneless instant coffee powerder. However, minutes ago the coffee repair man came in. The crew have started congregating near the door, waiting to see if the coffee machine is fixed or if they must punish the repair man.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

I´m going to bite him in the testicles if he does fix the fucking thing.