Secret all Men should know about Squirting

DanielleRaeRocks

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here it goes....ready....wait for it....IT IS FAKE! Are you guys ever gonna get it? Women do not have the basic - fundamental - requisite - anatomy to "store" and ultimately 'squirt' ejaculate, or cum, or whatever you want to 'believe' is coming out of her crotch! It is ***** and it is coming from her bladder - period. Unless of course, we are talking about that porno scene where in that case, the lady could have been filled with water via a douche during a scene splice - that is the only exception to the fluid being ***** and in that case its just WATER and not "cum"

**** to break it to ya guys, but ladies do not have a secret "Girly Scrotum" tucked away inside her pelvis awaiting to magically activated by "Mr. All-the-Right-Moves!"

Now it may feel good (I wouldn't know) for a chic to relieve her bladder during sex and maybe that is why some women insist on playing along with this ridiculous prank. But it doesn't take any special skill on the guy's part - so stop dreaming up your next "I am the MAN!" review because your partner chose to tinkle on ya!

And for God's sake, tell your young ***'s to take some fricken notes during their sex ed course - and stop this gullible ignorance from continuing generation after generation. Duh!
 
I suspect Lurkingdirk will have something very creative to say about this.
 
well, i have news for you. its not always fake.

my girl of 10 years squirts. and i had another gf who did the same thing. thats only 2 girls total that i know of in real life that did it. not good odds, but all the same.

now, most of the time when you see it in porn, its fake, yes. my girl doesnt do it even half as much as they do it. but she does it, all the same.

and no, its not ***. it never smells like *****.


i am curious why you are saying its fake though. whats up anyway?
 
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At 11:05. I don't know, it looks real to me unless someone can explain to me how they can get a woman to projectile squirt probably over five feet in length
 
I think you are just not able to do it yourself ;)

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I think you are just not able to do it yourself ;)

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Well, actually the anatomy portion of my argument was based on fact - I don't think anybody can dispute the fact that women simply are not "equipped" with anything that stores this "fluid" other than of course the bladder (and a pregnant uterus / amniotic sac). I'm pretty confident in my understanding of the human body, after all before my Porn life I was a nurse.

Having also starred in Devil's Film's MILF SQUIRTERS 9, I happen to have 1st hand knowledge on the "squirt" scenes shot in Porn movies and the two (2) choices the females are given:
1) ***** about 1/2 gallon of water before the shoot and "**** all over the guy" or,
2) choose to be filled with a warm water douche while camera cuts and squirt it out when back on camera.

I chose the 2nd option LOL Those who choose to facilitate the process via option #1 will of course not be wizzing a bunch of foul smelling ***** and it will probably be clear as well because it is majorly diluted beings the water she drank immediately prior. So no it isn't gonna smell like *** - but it is still *** just the same ...diluted of course but still ***.

So I'm pretty confident in my understanding of this issue and will stick with my final answer. :)
 
now I am not saying that you guys are "imagining things" and I believe that those of you who have "witnessed" this event saw what ya saw and got wet...LOL The point I am merely clarifying is the liquid in question is ***** and is coming from her bladder. There is nowhere else for the liquid to be coming from. It is diluted - yes. Not gonna be very stinky and could probably be mistaken for something else if one didn't know any better. But again, there is simply no other place for it to originate (outside of the douche option in porn scenes).
 
now I am not saying that you guys are "imagining things" and I believe that those of you who have "witnessed" this event saw what ya saw and got wet...LOL The point I am merely clarifying is the liquid in question is ***** and is coming from her bladder. There is nowhere else for the liquid to be coming from. It is diluted - yes. Not gonna be very stinky and could probably be mistaken for something else if one didn't know any better. But again, there is simply no other place for it to originate (outside of the douche option in porn scenes).

ok ok but why the need to post about it here?

I mean, penis enlarging doesnt work either but you have ads for it on your website ;)

See what im trying to say? Why not let people have a fantasy and why go all clinic about something a lot of people enjoy even though it might be fake.
 
So the bitch pissed on me!?!?! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
 
None at all! Really just getting so many "inquiries/requests/questions" regarding this and no offense, but IMO the hole ordeal is really just an unnecessary mess for someone to clean up in the end...LOL Just thought in all fairness, truth should be shared that's all. Wasn't trying to **** anyone's fantasy or **** on anyone's parade :) Just sayin xoxo
Muah!
 
ROLF some of the comments on this thread are brilliant/retarded.
But yeah female ejaculation doesn't happen the way porn portrays it to be... sadly - Its a nice site though ;)
 
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