Does your old lady flip out when....

Zolf J. Kimbly

Zolf J. Kimbly

She catches you scoping out another female?

I aint talkin about undressin the chick with your eyes for about 5 minutes type scoping out

I mean just one of those quick 1 or 2 second glance and your done type deals

Ya know, if the chick has a nice ass or a pair of emmaculate breasts I am obligated to give it a quick glance

My manly DNA demands it!

To not look would be an affront to my ancestors and every man who has existed since the dawn of time

I mean Zolf checked out this chick while he was with one of his broads for about half a damn second

Next thing ya know, my girl tryin to cut my damn head off right there in the middle of a crowded mall

I mean **** it aint like Zolf went up there and grabbed the girls ass and squeezed it like a stress ball

Just a quick glance and this broad blew up like Hiroshima

It has been scientifically proven that just cuz a man glances at another female doesnt mean he's about to cheat
 
id be more concerned if you said you didnt have the urge to look at other women...

every guy does it, some just dont get caught, or their girlfriends arent completely insecure.

and i might have had a problem with zolf talking in 3rd person, but the name zolf makes it ok.
 
It's in our nature to look. You need to be more subtle.
 
My ex used to fucking sense the presence of a hot female in the vicinity and would look me STRAIGHT in the fucking eyes and not even blink until the other girl was gone. That was EXTREMELY fucking annoying.
 
Sunglasses indoors. I don't care if it makes me look like the biggest douche on the planet, at least I can get an eyeful of anything I so choose.

That, or just date girls that have some self-esteem, some confidence, and aren't so insecure about every damn thing.
 
Nope, I have no woman doing that nonesense on me. But if I did I would ask her to look as well, for a MF on F double teams hey now!
 
As long as its just a discreet glance or two, (ie. no more than you'd give any other person walking past you) then she should chill and be fine with it. Its the staring thats rude and gets to us. But yeah, its in your nature, as its in our nature to check out hot dudes too. My personal rule: you get one glance for free. Get greedy and look twice and you're in the doghouse haha.
 
gunslingingbird said:
My ex used to fucking sense the presence of a hot female in the vicinity and would look me STRAIGHT in the fucking eyes and not even blink until the other girl was gone. That was EXTREMELY fucking annoying.
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I think it would be worst if she did that to you when you woke up from your *****. That would be really annoying imo.
 
no, as long as it's not obvious. we look to, we just don't gawk like we never saw a cock before :)

we like to feel attractive and nothing makes us feel more unattractive than our man staring at another girl in a very obvious way...just say'n
 
PlumpRump said:
Sunglasses indoors. I don't care if it makes me look like the biggest douche on the planet, at least I can get an eyeful of anything I so choose.

That, or just date girls that have some self-esteem, some confidence, and aren't so insecure about every damn thing.
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i got ************ sunglasses for just that reason

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Deepcover said:
I wonder how Harley Spencer feels about this:computer:
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How come?

Well, here's how I feel about it. Like Spexy said, outright staring will get you in the doghouse. But I understand that it's natural, and a glance is ok. Make a point of it, comment on it, say something like, "Ooohh my god!" Then you're being disrespectful. I point out hot girls all the time. I talk about how I think Mila Kunis, Angelina Jolie, Victoria's Secret models, Jenna Jameson, Emma Stone, etc. are super hot all the time. Sometimes when we go out to eat, I'll make a comment about how the waitress was cute. It's ok if he glances at a girl. It's ok that he only watches girl/girl porn. Not a problem. What's not ok with me is making a deal about it. What has bothered me most in the past with ex-bfs was when we'd be hanging out, ********, doing whatever with friends, and he'd be so obvious about these things, making comments like, "There's a lot of hot chicks here tonight!" or "Did you see that girl? Oh my god, she was so hot!" Or whatever other such comment. Not ok with that.

But how do I feel about Zolf? Well, I won't get into that.
 
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