What Makes A Man Attractive To The Opposing Sex?

[nimbus79]

Eggs-actly!!

Women are so freaking picky, like we men are worthless or something. I mean, if the lady wants to stay home and not work she can do that, if she wants to go out and work, she can do that, but us men HAVE to get our asses to work, pay the bills, provide them a home, in some cases even a maid so they can go to the salon or the spa, etc., etc., etc.

Nowadays, ladies can provide for themselves so financially they don't need us men and they're only with us when they feel like it. But it's not only me, I got some relatives and friends who are single and (except for me) are rather attractive guys, we all have a good job, no ****, sometimes a nice house or a nice apartment, no baggage, yet none of us can find someone to settle down because ladies seem to have some extremely high expectations.

Case in point, I remember one time a friend of my *** wanted me to meet her daugther, of course, she told her daugther "oh, that [Spyder], he's such a good looking man, hard working, smart, he has a good job, a nice house, you should meet him". I did get her phone number and we talked on the phone several times, but I believe that when her *** told her that, probably the only thing she heard was "blah, blah, blah, such a good looking man, blah, blah, blah", so she was more than likely expecting to meet a clone of Brad Pitt but when she met me....yup, that's the last time I ever saw her, even though on the phone we seemed to get along pretty well, and that's not the only time it's happened. And even my good looking friends and relatives have struggled with women, like they're not good enough.

Bingo! Women have no idea what they want.. I've always believed you have to pass her friends tribunal which is a bunch of crap and I walk every time. All the stereotypical crap pushed out by Hollywood and the mags got their heads all twisted. If she has no idea what she wants and needs her friends or Hollywood to tell her what to look for time to move on. I'm a bit overweight but not to the point I can't do anything a normal person can do. I have an awesome (although twisted) sense of humor I have a good job I'm no millionaire but I do just fine. I don't even get a second glance or even small talk because I don't look like I walked off the cover of GQ.

I've narrowed it down to american women. If you look outside the borders you find women who aren't necessarily poisoned by our influence, women who are more face value and less games and most importantly women who aren't biased on how you look but how much fun you have when your together. I've yet to find a woman here that fits that profile and I don't think I ever will... but there is always hope. For now.. I date foreign women

 

[RichardNailder]

His vulnerability to being hurt - fucking cunts love to lead a man on then just as he gives his all to the relationship, the cunt reaches down his throat, grabs him by the balls and turns the stupid fuck inside-out in one swift hateful motion.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

His vulnerability to being hurt - fucking cunts love to lead a man on then just as he gives his all to the relationship, the cunt reaches down his throat, grabs him by the balls and turns the stupid fuck inside-out in one swift hateful motion.

Sadly I had more chicks checking me out when I was with my girl, then now without her. It's a total mind fuck, wimenz.

 

[Whit]

His vulnerability to being hurt - fucking cunts love to lead a man on then just as he gives his all to the relationship, the cunt reaches down his throat, grabs him by the balls and turns the stupid fuck inside-out in one swift hateful motion.

:yesyes:

 

[RichardNailder]

Fixed!

All women are "bat-****-crazy"! :2 cents:

 

[L3ggy]

You do have to admit, being Batman would be cool.

I'm not saying that it wouldn't.

 

[Red Spyder]

Sadly I had more chicks checking me out when I was with my girl, then now without her. It's a total mind fuck, wimenz.

Same here, in '98 I had a GF, but had to break up with her.... long story, then about a year later in '99 I was with someone else and not only would women check me out but (according to my ex's) some girls even told EACH of my ex's that they'd better watch out or else they would take me away from them and that they [my ex's] weren't good enough for me.... :dunno:

I never even talked to those girls! I guess it's my old "if she wants that I want that" theory, like when a store has a sale and women go shopping, a lady looks at a purse and thinks "no, I don't like it" then another lady comes over, grabs the same purse and now the first lady says "wait, I want that!!" Yup, women! Bat-**** crazy!!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Same here, in '98 I had a GF, but had to break up with her.... long story, then about a year later in '99 I was with someone else and not only would women check me out but (according to my ex's) some girls even told EACH of my ex's that they'd better watch out or else they would take me away from them and that they [my ex's] weren't good enough for me.... :dunno:

I never even talked to those girls! I guess it's my old "if she wants that I want that" theory, like when a store has a sale and women go shopping, a lady looks at a purse and thinks "no, I don't like it" then another lady comes over, grabs the same purse and now the first lady says "wait, I want that!!" Yup, women! Bat-**** crazy!!

It's so freaking deplorable, it will drive the best of men crazy off a cliff.

As a dude (I guess we tend to go by the "bro code") if I see a fine ass chick with another dude, I pretty much say "taken," and I'm on my way that second. Maybe this goes back to knowing that you will get the everlivingshit kicked out of you and such, dunno. But women, like you said (your statement of it) just seem to be mindfucking assholes sometimes.

It must go back to that whole click/gossip bullshit that they all engage in in JH and HS and beyond.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

I've re-thought my original answer here. I was the one who posted the big bag of money. Forget that. Here's what women find attractive...


Cosplay. If you can show a woman that you can dress up like Gandalf, and effectively command a group of cosplay hobbits, pussy will flow your way like water over the Niagara.

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

If ya wanna get womens then follow the Zolfster's simple rule

Act like a dick

The more you act like a dick, the more women are willing to wet your dick and empty your balls

Also when you smashin dat ass dont fall in love with the pussy for fuck sake

That is a no no:nono:

You will be at home with your dick dry and balls full to the brim if you even entertain the thought of being nice