2/10 would not bang.
- Thread starter Ace Boobtoucher
- Start date
This is ridiculous! :rofl2: "comic book guyeske quotes" 
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
One I made earlier today.
would cross the Atlantic in a row boat during hurricane season just to have Emma Stone and Emma Frain to fart in my general direction so I could breathe in the sweet scents produced by their asses.
....afterward.
interesting foreplay good sir...
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yeah, I wouldn't use Harry's wand to cast spells on her all night long.
You read that right.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This hateful creation was inspired by another Sam Fisher thread dedicated to moonbat scientist Kari Noooooooggggaaaaaaaard or whatever her name is. Gary Busey's long lost evil twin.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Brianna Lee made the mistake of posting a picture of her dog on the "Show us your pets" thread.
That dogs spot looks like a cock
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
good call.
i have but 1 problem with this thread... its not an "overbite" its an "underbite" and yes, i would gladly use the "prematurum ejaculatus" spell on her...
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I would but then I'd have to spend some time with her on my screen and before you know it I'd have clean ***** off my keyboard.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
fair enough. valid and respected point!
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Are you by chance a retarded lesbian nurse from Colorado?
