Poll Regarding God

believe



I hope nobody starts posting scripture though. I'll be reading a thread about religion and somebody will have a sig that has a chick with 4 dicks up her butt and there will be some Bible verse about lust in your heart and .. well.. we have discussed this ad naseum. You know what I mean.

I believe in god
God is nonexistant!
I'd better believe in god for my own good.
Fuck all gods

I hope this is the poll. Or you are extremely confused.
 
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Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
believe



I hope nobody starts posting scripture though. I'll be reading a thread about religion and somebody will have a sig that has a chick with 4 dicks up her butt and there will be some Bible verse about lust in your heart and .. well.. we have discussed this ad naseum. You know what I mean.

And Saint Attilia raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "Oh LORD, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large....And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall ***** it." - Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
Ah the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch that always works in a pinch.
 
Where is the poll?

I love you BNB, but I have to believe in something. Call me shallow, naive, unintelligent, weak or whatever, but I believe in "higher power." And yes, I pray. :dunno:
 
I don't believe in god but god believe in me.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Why not?

I always wonder what this board thinks about 'God Bless America' during the 7th inning stretch in baseball. I almost feel this entire board cringe when I hear it. :surprise:

I actually like the Kate Smith version of the song "God Bless America"....but believe me, cringing when I hear it during the 7th inning stretch is putting it mildly. I think it's ridiculous.....but I think the national anthem before the games is ridiculous too.....it's like everyone just becomes mindless drones or something, but what are you going to do.

That being said.....even thought "the poll" is MIA, I'd characterize myself an agnostic.
 
And Saint Attilia raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "Oh LORD, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large....And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall ***** it." - Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

I see what you did there.
 
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