christian rock

[Matthew 5:28]

I was once meditating on God's word and shouting praises to Him while the presence of His Holy Spirit was descending upon me. Suddenly everything felt so alive and felt so much joy like if I was immortal. I then picked up my electric guitar and started playing the feelings in my heart. I felt as if it where not me that was playing but Jesus.

Falcon - Feel The Tears
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Frontline - Heaven Knows
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Frontline - it's you
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Holy Soldier - Love Me
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Holy Soldier - Lies
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[YMIHERE]

Is this when you became delusional?

 

[CSkylar86]

I don't know about him...

I'll give him...the... :thefinger

[size=-2]Also that's 11 more links than allowed per post[/size]....

 

[John_8581]

Only because I'm a George Harrison fan...





Otherwise I wouldn't be posting in here.

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[maildude]

Speaking of phony Christian singers, here's Jezebelesque Amy Grant singing a duet with the husband she cheated on!
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[Shifty]

I was once enjoying a ham sammich and shouting at my wife while the fucking vacuum roared so loud that I couldn't hear the fucking ball game. Suddenly everything felt so alive and felt so much joy like if I was immortal. I then picked up the remote and changed the channel to CNN. I felt as if it were not me that was watching but Andy Dick.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

so what you're saying is that someone came and had sex with you while you were reading the bible and experimenting with hallucinogens with rock music playing in the background which left you with the confused urge to recreate rock music mixed with your biblical praise as you experienced a chemically prolonged orgasmic experience am i right?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

What makes you think that a book written in Greek 75+ years after Jesus (who did not speak Greek) by someone who never met Jesus is the word of Jesus?

(other than a Scottish King of England 1,600 years later)

 

[Death-Proof-69]

What makes you think that a book written in Greek 75+ years after Jesus (who did not speak Greek) by someone who never met Jesus is the word of Jesus?

(other than a Scottish King of England 1,600 years later)

that's what FAITH is for my friend, dontcha know?

 

[John_8581]

Here's one more ... to give this thread some class!!

Norman Greenbaum, "Spirit In the Sky"



Otherwise....

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[Baill Inneraora]

^^ I prefer the Kentucky Headhunters version!

 

[Tittyman5000]

 

[LukeEl]

Is this the Venom and Mayhem themed thread?

 

[Legzman]

Is this the Venom and Mayhem themed thread?

No, it's the thread about thread starters who need to be fucking ******

 

[squallumz]

i like god and everything, but man, does christian rock suck!

i mean, wtf people!

 

[Hypergalaxy]

:troll:


Why the fuck is this bible beater still around. Can we please ban him already

 

[meesterperfect]

i like god and everything, but man, does christian rock suck!

i mean, wtf people!

Really squal? I think its totally bitchin, fer sure.



Oh Jesus you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jesus hey Jesus

Oh mickey you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jesus hey Jesus

Oh Jesus you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jesus hey Jesus

Oh mickey you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jesus

Hey Jesus
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you got the right but i think you got it wrong
Oh can't you say goodnight so you can take me home Jesus?

'cause when you say you will it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills baby please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone Jesus

Oh Jesus what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart and you take me by the hand
Oh mickey you're so pretty can't you understand?
It's guys like you Jesus

And what you do Jesus do Jesus
Don't break my heart Jesus

Oh Jesus you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jesus

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Why the fuck is this bible beater still around. Can we please ban him already

C'mon Rocker, we can't just go banning people for speaking their mind, no matter how off the wall it may be........I mean if that was the case hot mega and girk would have been gone long ago.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Christian Rock is neither. But that being said, it looks like a good spot for some Eric Clapton and Stevie Winwood.

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[Patrick_S]

This is the best song ever written about religion.

The Almighty - Jesus Loves You...But I Don´t

 

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