Do You Think This Really Works?
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Works for me.
agreed. btw....NICE FUCKING TITS:drool1:
edirons22
...currently wanking!
:dito: :rubbel:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I've got your ticket...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Wow, with tits like that, I'm not giving her a ticket. :drool2:
Drive as fast and recklessly as you want, but you need to blow into my breathalyzer first.
(And by breathalyzer, I mean my dick. In case that wasn't clear.)
Drive as fast and recklessly as you want, but you need to blow into my breathalyzer first.
(And by breathalyzer, I mean my dick. In case that wasn't clear.)
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
It should never happen. This is why people **** hypocritical police.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
She's giving you the appetizer. If you let her off without a ticket, you get the main course and maybe some dessert.
::wink, wink, nudge::
Thanks for clearing that up, Captain Subtlety. No one could possibly have worked that out.
I'd give her a ticket and paste it right to her titties with a nice load of man-chowder.
If she pulled that with me then she must be on some kind of narcotics. This means a strip search and a rubber glove.
Alyssa Rose
Verified Performer
I've never tried this but one time I got out of a ticket when I told the cop "Im sorry officer, I don't realize how fast I'm going when I listen to *** Rock.." he just laughed and told me to slow down lol
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