How often do you masturbate?

[bobbyrangle78]

This thread makes me feel better about my habit. Lol

 

[Chica]

no one should ever feel bad about masturbating

 

[bobbyrangle78]

I think its okay as long as it doesnt ruin your sex life. My wife and i are still pretty active. But if she leaves me in the house alone for a few hours i might watch scenes and collect photos for a few hours. I probably only get off once or twice during this though.

 

[Chica]

does she mind if you masturbate?

 

[bobbyrangle78]

Not at all. She likes to watch me. I cant get her to watch porn with me tho cuz she thinks its silly. Lol.

 

[Chica]

porn silly?

 

[bobbyrangle78]

She says its too fake.

 

[Chica]

ahhh, ok. i know what she means and that's why i like amateur porn

 

[bobbyrangle78]

Im into a whole lotta stuff. I like amateur a lot too. The only stuff im not into is bondage/*********** stuff bathroom stuff, and gay, those just arent my thing.

 

[Chica]

i know what you mean sweetie

i like watching regular sex stuff...

 

[loveblondes]

It has been far too long for me so I'm surfing the net and stroking it tonight.

 

[loveblondes]

I do it after my shower every morning before work. If my husband isn't in the mood to fuck when I get home then I do it in the evening as well.

That's hot.

I can't imagine not being in the mood.

 

[Chica]

i get horny in the middle of the night so if i don't want to **** dave i'll hump my sockball..quietly

 

[Danglyparts]

i get horny in the middle of the night so if i don't want to **** dave i'll hump my sockball..quietly

hahaha. :1orglaugh funniest thing i've read all day. seriously, thank you chica.

 

[ProbablyUnderaged]

i get horny in the middle of the night so if i don't want to **** dave i'll hump my sockball..quietly

Nice.
Just nice.

I'm so horny, I usually fap like 2 times a day. It's red down there .

 

[Chica]

sometimes he wakes and catches me and we both start laughing. he calls me a nympho...

 

[Danglyparts]

sometimes he wakes and catches me and we both start laughing. he calls me a nympho...

i just loved the word sockball. it made me laugh :tongue:

 

[Chica]

rachel teases me about that too. you know the story about that right?

 

[ProbablyUnderaged]

What the hell is a sockball?

 

[bofuvum]

Yea uh...What's a sockball. It sounds self explanitory but...