Best Self Shot Ever
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StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
What's that she is using to cover her tits? The Hindenburg?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I could have happily lived my entire life without ever having to see that ....
Nope. Best self shot was Ernest Hemingway's.
PirateKing
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But arguably, the best self shot would be blowing my brains out in order to get this image out of my head.
She almost looks surprised.
"Ahh... that was a nice relaxing shower. Looks like I finally managed to get the last of that dead Mexican midget carcass out of my ass crack - hopefully that smell will be gone soon. Oh look, my phone . . . now I will point it at this mirror, for some reason..."
*Flash*
"Holy ****! What the fuck was that!? Oh well, better upload it onto the internet. Maybe me clogging up the toilet won't have been in vain after all."
"Ahh... that was a nice relaxing shower. Looks like I finally managed to get the last of that dead Mexican midget carcass out of my ass crack - hopefully that smell will be gone soon. Oh look, my phone . . . now I will point it at this mirror, for some reason..."
*Flash*
"Holy ****! What the fuck was that!? Oh well, better upload it onto the internet. Maybe me clogging up the toilet won't have been in vain after all."
:wtf: ?
What good bits?? Nothing good there at all..
GibbsGrad2002
Mr. Nice gallery
:eeew:
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha, thats hot
Only way she would be hot if someone lit her on fire, or made her exercise until she exploded..
