What made you LAUGH today???

As I was packing my shopping away earlier I looked out my window & saw my septuagenarian neighbour in her kitchen. She fell over, cracking her head on the sink. I laughed & laughed & laughed!

That was 4 hours ago. . .she doesn't appear to have got up yet! Lazy cow! :1orglaugh

I'll probably nick her milk in the morning when it's delivered. She won't be needing it!
 
 
I'm Gonna Lock My Ass......:rofl::rofl:
 
This is funny because it's true... I feel this way at work more often than I care to admit... especially from the old fuckers I work with :1orglaugh



And Carlin sums up what I'm thinking PERFECTLY....

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I must admit...I'm still waiting for the prodigious, quintessential :georges: post which typically has me spraying whatever I happen to be consuming at the time all over whatever's in front of me.:o
 
Why this ...

In the Do you really find it gay when a hot girl fucks a guy in the ass with a strap on? thread.

IMO, there are far better ways for a man to spend sexy time with a woman than getting a big pink cock rammed up his ass.

Perhaps it's not gay, but IMO it would suck.


Shithead. I asked where you were.

Everyone else just laughed.

Wonderful and hilarious stuff guys. Hehe. :) I have to get up and go take a ****. Otherwise, I'll have a puddle here by my computer real soon.... lol.
 




And the best for last....:1orglaugh
 
Someone admonishing someone else for adding extraneous comments after a point was made extraneous comments after their point was made.:facepalm:

:rofl2:
 
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