I was going to last night, but I tried to get all kinky, and I tied myself up. Then I couldn't reach my nuts, and I was suspended by the ankles. I had to wait for someone to come and let me out.
Got the Beef sliced ultra thin, marinated in Teriyaki, Liquid smoke & Brown sugar. Maybe one batch of plain Salt n Pepper. Just laid it out on the Dehydrator so yeah, you could say that.........
Dude I can check out porn around this time but there's no way I can jack it while working in broad daylight, now I wish there was a way that was possible but alas it just isn't so:1orglaugh
I just tease myself with the site throughout the day and subtly rub the precum on my dickhead just to make my balls bluer. Look out when 5pm rolls around, its gonna BLOW!