Kinder Eggs are seriously Dangerous!!
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Good ol' USA, saving me from a chocolate egg.
I don't know. I hope so I do love them. Thankfully as long as I don't try and cross the boarder with one I can have as many as my heart desires.
LOL America. Happy to give psychotic nuts a *** but god forbid if they get their hands on a kinder surprise egg. Their loss I guess, some of the toys were badass
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ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Claiming that Kinder Eggs (which I've never heard of or tried, but wouldn't mind) can cause *******? Next thing you know, they'll say people will be in danger of ******* on their own tongue while swallowing.
Supafly
Back for Good
:elaugh: Of course they are! After all, they are originated here from us Germans :1orglaugh
And here they are officially not regarded as Candy or Chocolate, as the tax law watches them as a variant of toys, because they are, like, toys which happen to come in an add-on chocolate mantel. So the taxing on it is not the standard 19%, but 7%. NICE trick you got to give them that :2 cents:
You Germans are more evil than I thought, you know how much I cried when I realised I would never be able to collect all the Kinder range of toys that you put pictures of in the egg. This is clearly revenge for the Treaty Of Versailles :tinhat:
Is the boarder police TRYING to make us look like idiots? I had kinder eggs as a ***** and I never had any issue.
Stupid **** swallowing things they shouldnt.
Stupid **** swallowing things they shouldnt.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
never heard of a kinder egg.
kinder is german for *****.
so theyre ****** in the states and if caught with one you must give the government money.
i'm sure theyll spend it well.
I often think of returning to the motherland, but then i read stories like this everyday and say " fuck that place".
p.s. the fda has ****** this candy yet they allow high fructose corn syrup which they recently changed the name to corn sugar to fool us in every product, which is why everyones so damn fat in the usa.
i guess the corn magnates pay better kickbacks then the kinder egg folk.( get it, egg folk?)
kinder is german for *****.
so theyre ****** in the states and if caught with one you must give the government money.
i'm sure theyll spend it well.
I often think of returning to the motherland, but then i read stories like this everyday and say " fuck that place".
p.s. the fda has ****** this candy yet they allow high fructose corn syrup which they recently changed the name to corn sugar to fool us in every product, which is why everyones so damn fat in the usa.
i guess the corn magnates pay better kickbacks then the kinder egg folk.( get it, egg folk?)
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
Germany didnt ****** the united states or canada.
unlike the japanese.
perhaps save that joke for something from japan thats ****** in the states and switch the name adolf for hirohito, then it would make sense.......but unfortunately still not be funny.
just messin supa, hey you're alright!
i'll tell you its about time they ****** those things.
now when are they gonna ban pop rocks?
after all they ****** mikey!
Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Yes.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
or worse.
sell them on the underground kinder egg black market.
the italian mafia's already using it to regain the leadership position in organized crime again.
its a hell of a racket, ahforgetaboutit.
Supafly
Back for Good
We keep telling 'Swallow, don't spit' and now we learn it's wrong :eeew:
