Name one pornstar would you impregnate?

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

"Plant a baby inside?" :confused:

Why would I want to do that unless I needed the tax deduction? :dunno:
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

Simple answer: none.
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

who would wanna impregnate a pornstar? i mean you can still just fuck them without having to put a baby inside, am i right?? jesus christ :facepalm:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

Can't I just adopt a hot 18 love bride from some far off country and all three of us can live in happiness.
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

This already been done. I will answer again:

Why would I impregnate a pornstar that I may or may not love or end up being with but either way be screwed for eighteen years of having to take care of a *****?

Screw that. No porno chick is worth a bang and then have a *** with for the next unknown eighteen years.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

Sharon Tate :dunno:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

I would be happy simply fucking as many pornstars as I can.

Having a *** would cut down on the fucking.

But, if I had to start the entire species with a pornstar after, say, a nuke fallout...
I would be Adam to the following Eves...

-Eve Laurence :thumbsup:
-Memphis Monroe
-Audrey Bitoni
-Mz Berlin
-Nikki Rhodes
-Katie Kox
-Candace Von
-Emma Starr
-Olivia Parrish
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

None

After having a baby, most pornstars retire.
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

I dont need to have ababy from apornstar just fuck her
and actualy I dont want 2
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

How would one go about putting a baby inside? Would you line the head up with the pussy and then start systematically punting the baby in like you would getting a scared pet into a carry cage? Babies do liquefy quite easily from what I remember so continuous booting might not be the best idea even though it probably would be the most fun of any of the options that now come to mind. I guess the most basic would be to slice open the woman's stomach, dip the baby in a vat of bleach to sterilise and then stuff it inside and sew the open wound back up. I'm sure the pawing and sounds of ****** from both parties might be fun to watch for the first couple of minutes, but I could see it becoming quite pathetic after a while. But I'm sure it wouldn't last for that long so, who knows.

Anyway, who would I like to gift a ***** to? Hmm.....
 
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