From Marlboro to Skoal

[CadillacD]

So I have officially quit smoking. It's been 2 1/2 months since my last cigarette and I couldn't be happier! I now love Skoal! How is it that I didn't pick this up earlier? Let the criticism begin!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't care much for the spitting, but whatever gets you through the day.

You should maybe try it for a while as a suppository. I've found that nice, and it beats spitting. Kinda. You should wear adult diapers the first few times you try it.

Enjoy!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

personally i'm kinda into those weenie guy pouch thingies these days...they taste good, make no mess and no spitting required (if you spit at all anyway)

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

So I have officially quit smoking. It's been 2 1/2 months since my last cigarette and I couldn't be happier! I now love Skoal! How is it that I didn't pick this up earlier? Let the criticism begin!

If you're gonna chew it, eat it. Don't be a bitch.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Is that an improvement? :dunno:

 

[Mayhem]

Anything is better than smoke clogging your lungs (he said with 2 packs sitting on the desk) but I've been terrified of chewing tobacco ever since I saw a pic of a guy with no lower jaw.

 

[WileyJ269]

I learned to go months without cigarettes, when I get the need to smoke, I just eat or drink a shitload of water.

 

[PirateKing]

Anything is better than smoke clogging your lungs (he said with 2 packs sitting on the desk) but I've been terrified of chewing tobacco ever since I saw a pic of a guy with no lower jaw.

Was it this guy?
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Hey Cadillac I hope you're not big on chewing or talking.

 

[Mayhem]

Was it this guy?
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Hey Cadillac I hope you're not big on chewing or talking.

Sorry, but I'm not even going to look. I couldn't get the sight out of my head for days and I don't want it back.

 

[yaheem]

Tried it a couple of times a long time ago, and I must have been doing something wrong because I just started heaving as soon as I put a dip in. Didn't *****, but it made me feel like ****. I'll stay with the cancer sticks.

 

[D-rock]

Remember that chicks love to see those containers filled with spit and used chew all over the place.

 

[Shifty]

So I have officially quit smoking. It's been 2 1/2 months since my last cigarette and I couldn't be happier! I now love Skoal! How is it that I didn't pick this up earlier? Let the criticism begin!

Congrats on quitting smoking.

But Cadillac, that **** will **** you just the same. You've simply transferred the risk of fatal cancer from the respiratory system to the digestive system. IMO if you're gonna chew, avoid ***** and chew leaf. :2 cents:

No criticism here, no sir.

 

[LukeEl]

Have you tried Snus those cough drop looking things made by Camel? It's not either but you don't have to spit dip juice or knock over spitoons.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I quit chewing a few years ago. That stuff was tearing up my lip. Then I found a (very) small lump in my lip and that was it. Mayhem I have seen those guys you are talking about - not cool.

 

[Shifty]

I quit chewing a few years ago. That stuff was tearing up my lip.

Yeah, those little shards of fiberglass will do that.

 

[CadillacD]

If you're gonna chew it, eat it. Don't be a bitch.

Oh, okay! I might as well begin wiping my ass with sand paper and start shaving with a cheese grater too! There are levels of femininity that I am willing to accept!

 

[CadillacD]

Was it this guy?
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Hey Cadillac I hope you're not big on chewing or talking.

At least I won't have to talk to the wife any more! LOL

 

[CadillacD]

I quit chewing a few years ago. That stuff was tearing up my lip. Then I found a (very) small lump in my lip and that was it. Mayhem I have seen those guys you are talking about - not cool.

Copenhagen will do the same to me. Skoal for some reason doesn't bother me.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Oh, okay! I might as well begin wiping my ass with sand paper and start shaving with a cheese grater too! There are levels of femininity that I am willing to accept!

you mean you aren't already? pussy...

 

[CadillacD]

you mean you aren't already? pussy...

You sound like my OBGYN!