If athletes can't use steroids...

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

then rappers and R&B "singers" can't use autotune. New Rule.

I just spent an hour at a fucking trendy bar because a friend needed to talk to me about something and he picked the closet place. About 20 minutes in, I wished a giant asteroid would crash onto us.

How the fuck do you people listen to current pop music? It all sounds like gay robots fucking.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

But if singers can't use autotune how will we find out what Ke$ha likes to do with Jack Daniels?

 

[Ace Bandage]

That's exactly why R&B and rap isn't music. It's rhyming in auto tune over a beat. That appeals to middle school and high school ****. I listen to grown up music, thus this doesn't affect me.

 

[Shifty]

I blame Cher. :2 cents:

 

[Member442]

I like this new rule. Do you think you can get it into legislation in the USand the rest of the world. I'll work on Canada. It's about time my government was doing something actually for me.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

But if singers can't use autotune how will we find out what Ke$ha likes to do with Jack Daniels?

I heard one song where she talks about filling a water bottle with JD...why not buy a fucking 375 ml bottle, you fake, untalented dummy?! No, but seriously, whatever middle aged, overweight fruit wrote that for her needs to jump off a roof and land on his keys.

"Bad girls" don't crawl on the desert sand for hours at the director's request. It pisses me off that I know who this chick even is.

At this bar tonight, there was some rap song with a guy who kept singing nursery rhymes about pretty boys. I swear I'm not joking.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

If you are sick of autotone in Hip Hop and R&B, then you obviously need to set an example by offing the two fuckers who use it the most: T Pain and Lil Wayne.



No joke. I typed autotone in google, and T Pain popped right up.

 

[meesterperfect]

haha good thread ( i think).
here at the gyms and other places they listen to mostly electronica.
a lot of its like cheerleader music.
i say to the workers " I like listening to this music when I'm having anal sex with my boyfriend" in spanish and totally sarcastic of course.
I think very few get it though.

my point. a lot of the current music is gay.

I do like this one however

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I like this new rule. Do you think you can get it into legislation in the USand the rest of the world. I'll work on Canada. It's about time my government was doing something actually for me.

Well if NYC can pass a tax on sliced bagels (as opposed to unsliced bagels) and judges rule that it's ok for feds to put GPS units on your car without warrants, I'm sure we can get anything ****** if we grease enough palms.

Let's fight the good fight...but ummm, since you're working on the Canadian front, can you also try to pass a law banning Drake. Nobody named Drake should ever be considered cool by anyone ever.

Mmm, a Drake-free world where people sing like their voices sound. Dare to *****.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Well if NYC can pass a tax on sliced bagels (as opposed to unsliced bagels) and judges rule that it's ok for feds to put GPS units on your car without warrants, I'm sure we can get anything ****** if we grease enough palms.

Let's fight the good fight...but ummm, since you're working on the Canadian front, can you also try to pass a law banning Drake. Nobody named Drake should ever be considered cool by anyone ever.

Mmm, a Drake-free world where people sing like their voices sound. Dare to *****.

Who is Drake?

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

haha good thread ( i think).
here at the gyms and other places they listen to mostly electronica.
a lot of its like cheerleader music.
i say to the workers " I like listening to this music when I'm having anal sex with my boyfriend" in spanish and totally sarcastic of course.
I think very few get it though.

my point. a lot of the current music is gay.

I do like this one however

I don't know the original, but any song about gay fish is funny in my book...well, so long as it's the first and only song about gay fish. That I know I know of at least.

So yes. Ha!

 

[Member442]

Who is Drake?

I ask the same. I've never known anyone with that name.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Who is Drake?

A Black Jewish Canadian rapper...I think. My girlfriend's ****** put that **** on during my 4th of July BBQ and evil things ran through my mind.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

If you are sick of autotone in Hip Hop and R&B, then you obviously need to set an example by offing the two fuckers who use it the most: T Pain and Lil Wayne.



No joke. I typed autotone in google, and T Pain popped right up.

T Pain?? Does he rap lyrics taken from "Common Sense"?

 

[Johan]

Google is your friend, guys !


:throwup:


Anyway, Pop, Rock, R'n'B, Rap... The whole mainstream music is fucked up. If you wanna get some good, sound get underground

 

[Member442]

Google is your friend, guys !


:throwup:

If it was my friend it would never had showed me that.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

A Black Jewish Canadian rapper...I think. My girlfriend's ****** put that **** on during my 4th of July BBQ and evil things ran through my mind.

Now that is a mouthful.

Google is your friend, guys !


:throwup:


Anyway, Pop, Rock, R'n'B, Rap... The whole mainstream music is fucked up. If you wanna get some good, sound get underground

:rofl:

So glad that I listen mainly to things produced before the year 2000.

 

[STDiva]

Hip hop artists aren't the only ones who use autotune, they're just open about it. It may sound like ****, but I appreciate it more than the "rockers" and country singers who use it and other forms of pitch correction and pass it off as their own voice. Hacks.

 

[GregCentauro]

The Taliban were right when they ****** music.

 

[BlueBalls]

The Taliban were right when they ****** music.

But when you consider the principle music source piped into Afghanistan at the time was Bon Jovi I think it would be reasonable to assume that it really wasn't that hard for them to let it go. The hatred had already been ingrained at that point.