Happy hour!!

That is taking it easy. I can easily polish of a bottle of tequila in one night plus my *** and ****. MAybe even a few beers on top of that. No worries I know my limits. I'll stop before I hit them now another *** and **** can't drink all the tequila to fast.

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If M12 reads this, I meant to say "I really, really, really like you a lot." Please don't ban me.
 
You don't want to go can I go for you?

Yes, please do. Wears a dirty Cubs hat and curse a lot. You'll be a hot, female version of me. They'll be pleasantly surprised.
 
That is taking it easy. I can easily polish of a bottle of tequila in one night plus my *** and ****. MAybe even a few beers on top of that. No worries I know my limits. I'll stop before I hit them now another *** and **** can't drink all the tequila to fast.

Ugh. Tequilla really does make me queasy. :1orglaugh Do you get the bottles with the worm?
 
Yes, please do. Wears a dirty Cubs hat and curse a lot. You'll be a hot, female version of me. They'll be pleasantly surprised.

I could do that. What about clothes though Jeans and a baggie tee to finish the you look or can I go with a black mini skirt and some low cut spaghetti strap black tight fitting top.


Ugh. Tequilla really does make me queasy. :1orglaugh Do you get the bottles with the worm?

When I can but not normally.
 
Stoli will suffice (it's headache juice, so if you ever try it, remember to buy ibuprofen first, or do the pickle trick).

Chaser? I've never tried it so I can't say if the pill works or not.

BTW, nothing, and I mean nothing is worse than cheap *****. That **** literally makes you halucinate. The last time I bought a bottle of the cheap **** I vowed for the rest of my life I would never consume that rot again my hangover was so lethal. I was dry heaving on the golf course the next day and I still shot a 76. :eek:

If you've ever had this ****, you know that not only the flavor is ****, but you could literally run a car on this poison:

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BTW, I wonder how many of you lushes know that bartenders will switch out the premium bottles with the **** ****? My buddy ordered a Tanqueray and tonic and how he knew it wasn't Tanqueray is beyond me. He doesn't even drink nearly as much as me. But it was shitty gin, not Tangueray. Skanless ass bartenders. :tongue:
 
Some **** bars are like that. Hell one I went to watered I think everything down just a bit. Everyone I was with complained we just left and went back to my version of Cheers! I do love a bar that knows your name. I sadly miss it got bought out and is all different now:(

Well I guess I'm bartender now. What's your poison?
 
Some **** bars are like that. Hell one I went to watered I think everything down just a bit. Everyone I was with complained we just left and went back to my version of Cheers! I do love a bar that knows your name. I sadly miss it got bought out and is all different now:(

Well I guess I'm bartender now. What's your poison?

I used to have SOOOO many bottles. I've gotten rid of most of those fallen soldiers.

Ever got ****** off Zima? Oh...my...lord. I had one of the worst headaches in my life on that hangover, but that stuff tastes so good.

It's been so long since I had my St. Ides mixed fruit in a while. Maybe next weekend. We'll see. I start my final semester in a week so I'm stressed out right now.

I do love my St. Ides but it's been so long I don't recall the hangovers very well. Take a nice gulp, fill it with Seagrams, cover with your hand and shake. Pure heaven. :tongue:
 
*stumbles back* Ow hav anuthrrrrr goooooossssee pleeeze!

Can you read my name tag please..if you answer right you get your grey goose. If you answer wrong you get water. *makes myself another *** n **** while I wait*

I used to have SOOOO many bottles. I've gotten rid of most of those fallen soldiers.

Ever got ****** off Zima? Oh...my...lord. I had one of the worst headaches in my life on that hangover, but that stuff tastes so good.

It's been so long since I had my St. Ides mixed fruit in a while. Maybe next weekend. We'll see. I start my final semester in a week so I'm stressed out right now.

I do love my St. Ides but it's been so long I don't recall the hangovers very well. Take a nice gulp, fill it with Seagrams, cover with your hand and shake. Pure heaven. :tongue:


I had a collection to my kiddies started asking about it so most of them are gone now.

Zima no. I really do stick to *** tequila and ****. With the occasional good scotch thrown in.

Then I'll make you that. I do love to shake things.
 
Can you read my name tag please..if you answer right you get your grey goose. If you answer wrong you get water. *makes myself another *** n **** while I wait*




I had a collection to my kiddies started asking about it so most of them are gone now.

Zima no. I really do stick to *** tequila and ****. With the occasional good scotch thrown in.

Then I'll make you that. I do love to shake things.

Scotch. Yes. An acquired taste for sure. The last time I had Makers Mark I wasn't particularly fond of it. Again, I think it's an acquired taste. Plus I don't even think it was chilled, which is probably why I wasn't fond of it.
 
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Wasn't wearing a name tag trick question :1orglaugh but I think you can handle more. Here you go.

Scotch. Yes. An acquired taste for sure. The last time I had Makers Mark I wasn't particularly fond of it. Again, I think it's an acquired taste. Plus I don't even think it was chilled, which is probably why I wasn't fond of it.

Ya I can't handle it if its not on the rocks.
 
Wasn't wearing a name tag trick question :1orglaugh but I think you can handle more. Here you go.



Ya I can't handle it if its not on the rocks.

For sure. I've been on Jack Daniels "diets" like John Daly before where I'll binge out on hard stuff and by the fifth day or so I'll have lost 10 pounds because I'm so nauseous I can't even hold anything down.

Sort of a blessing in disguise because I've met old timers that did 1.75 liters a day for years. I just can't muster that sort of stamina but damn, I can lose a lot of weight when I binge out. Then I wind up puting 20 pounds back on when I come around. :facepalm:
 
Scotch. Yes. An acquired taste for sure. The last time I had Makers Mark I wasn't particularly fond of it. Again, I think it's an acquired taste. Plus I don't even think it was chilled, which is probably why I wasn't fond of it.

I too had a not-so-great experience with scotch. My buddy in the Army was getting out and had just been accepted to Stanford, so he broke out a 12 year old bottle and we all had some to celebrate. Wow, now that is what I call firewater. I've also had Everclear and would not have it again.:eek:
 
For sure. I've been on Jack Daniels "diets" like John Daly before where I'll binge out on hard stuff and by the fifth day or so I'll have lost 10 pounds because I'm so nauseous I can't even hold anything down.

Sort of a blessing in disguise because I've met old timers that did 1.75 liters a day for years. I just can't muster that sort of stamina but damn, I can lose a lot of weight when I binge out. Then I wind up puting 20 pounds back on when I come around. :facepalm:

Not a good diet then.
 
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