Dirk Caught Red-Handed!

[Shifty]

A-Ha! :o

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

nice! hard at work

 

[lurkingdirk]

Psssht. I'm not that heavy. I'm hiding in his hair.

What do you think this is? Fucking amateur hour?

 

[Shifty]

Psssht. I'm not that heavy. I'm hiding in his hair.

What do you think this is? Fucking amateur hour?

Well excuse me! I assumed you were on a break.

 

[Alphonse]

why would u even do that lol. ud never get laid

 

[Katja]

He wasnt very discrete was he.

 

[jod0565]

He wasnt very discrete was he.

He never is.

 

[slasher]

:1orglaugh

 

[Cannon_X]

Maybe they won't see me if I stay still...

*breathe heavy*

 

[~~whimsy~~]

LurkingDirk before a Lurking OD.

 

[feller469]

like LD would show up before the top came off

 

[lurkingdirk]

He never is.

Hey, now.

like LD would show up before the top came off

:yesyes: this man knows my ways...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

LurkingDirk FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Member442]

He never is.

I think he's really good at it. It took me weeks to figure out where he was and damn it now he's moved. Now I have to track his ass down all over again.

 

[Ulysses31]

I think he's really good at it. It took me weeks to figure out where he was and damn it now he's moved. Now I have to track his ass down all over again.

Won't be too hard with an ass that big

 

[Shifty]

Won't be too hard with an ass that big

Oh no she di'int! :nanner:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think he's really good at it. It took me weeks to figure out where he was and damn it now he's moved. Now I have to track his ass down all over again.

You may do anything you'd like to my ass "all over again."

:yesyes:

 

[Member442]

You may do anything you'd like to my ass "all over again."

:yesyes:

:nanner: cool.

 

[LukeEl]

And dirk if that was my *** I'll mace your eyes on principal alone, because no one should be subjected to her like that.

 

[lurkingdirk]

And dirk if that was my *** I'll mace your eyes on principal alone, because no one should be subjected to her like that.

While I'm not going to go into detail out of respect for you, I will just say that your *** is crazy delicious.

:nanner: