nned some advice

[Mr Dragon]

im 19 and still live with my *** i had a ****** come to the house wille he was at work and i payed 200 $ to have sex how should i go about telling him

im just worried that if he needs to brower money that hill know that iam down 200 in my wallet and i would t know what to tell him help

 

[Mayhem]

Ok, I've seen this sort of thing before and I can help. Ready?

Step 1. Use punctuation

Step 2. Begin sentences with CAPITAL letters.

Step 3. Find a spell checker and install it on your computer

Step 4. When you use the spell checker, check (see what I did there?) how You Mis-spelled a word, and how to spell it correctly.

Step 5. Get your own place and hire all the escorts you want.

i hawp dis hepped

 

[Skyraider22]

You are both men tell him the truth I'm sure he will understand:dunno:

 

[jod0565]

Listen to Pimp ***** Sky - he speaks words of wisdom.

 

[gunslingingbird]

You could surprise your *** and get an ****** for him. :thumbsup:

 

[mrtrebus]

Why would he need to borrow money?
If you haven't got any to lend him what business is it of his how you spent it?

But for future reference. Go halves with him on hiring an '******' & double team her (or him you didn't specify the gender of your prostitute) or whatever the current phrase is. . .

 

[PirateKing]

Tell him you got an ******. He'll understand. He might even give you a pat on the back. Anyways if you have money to pay for an ****** then how come you can't live on your own? If your *** is anything like my old man it must be a pain in the ass to live with him.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Why would he need to borrow money?
If you haven't got any to lend him what business is it of his how you spent it?

But for future reference. Go halves with him on hiring an '******' & double team her (or him you didn't specify the gender of your prostitute) or whatever the current phrase is. . .

Yes, some ****** and *** bonding time.

No offense but what business is it of your ******'s how much money you have in your wallet? My folks were nosy not that nosy where they kept track of how much money I have in my wallet and what I'm spending it on.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

What the fuck would your *** need 200 dollars for? Doesn't he have a fucking job?

 

[Mr Dragon]

i had some money to spent just one time so yea i 400$ right now

 

[Mr Dragon]

im on disabily and hes a copayee

 

[on]

Tell hime yuo got rapped and had to paye foran aboriton

 

[lurkingdirk]

You're spending entirely too much money on hookers. No reason they should cost any more than 20$.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Your *** probably borrows money from you for crack and street trannys.

 

[Mr Dragon]

whatever

You're spending entirely too much money on hookers. No reason they should cost any more than 20$.

 

[Mr Dragon]

thtas y im not doing it no more

 

[PirateKing]

How was it btw?

 

[Doc Scurlock]

thtas y im not doing it no more

Dude, they're like Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop. Plus they come in different flavors, like Pringles.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dude, they're like Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop. Plus they come in different flavors, like Pringles.

You found a hooker that tastes like Pringles? :eek:

 

[Mr Dragon]

it was ok she was trying to hurry me up so it sucked i dint even get to bust a nut