The WTF thread

[24788]

Say the craziest things that you believe. I don't care what they are. I see them everywhere.

So go ahead and say them in here. No flaming any ones beliefs.

I believe there are things that the government hides from us not for our safety, but to control us. They want us to buy what they want us to buy. They are trying to make us their slaves. Any such different in a culture belief or what you wear from the main trend is considered *******.

I don't think anyone will top my posts seriously.

 

[STDiva]

I don't believe in anything.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Okay, I was once walking past a guy, and he was talking to a couple of people earnestly. His sentence was the kind that made you think, "Oh, that's awful. Oh, but that's not so bad. Oh dear God. Why?"
Here's his sentence:

"And I tell you, that felt exactly like a being hit upside the head with a pillow case full of ****."

True story. I really want to go back and find out WTF that was about.

 

[Neutron66]

Peyton Manning threw the Super Bowl.

 

[Ace Bandage]

9/11 was a controlled demolition.

 

[biomech]

A One World Government is on it's way, and this country will lose it's Sovereignty.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[PirateKing]

I believe I can fly. I also believe I can touch the sky.

I don't believe in anything.

Shun the nihilist!:bigjump:

 

[BlueBalls]

I believe once upon a full moon, the space demons sodomize come to my home and engage in ritual sodomy with my ******** body to appease the space god..

If anyone wants to call the space demons just open your windows at night and hang large chunks of rotting meat out of the windows.

You won't regret it.

 

[feller469]

Aliens are here, a lot of our technology is back-engineered from the craft that crashed in Roswell, and it won't be long before it is officially announced "We are not alone."

 

[Donkey Boy]

I believe in Occam's Razor.

I believe if you ask conspiracy theorists "why" continuously, eventually they talk themselves in circles and run out of "answers."

I believe racism will exist as long as we allow double-standards to exist.

I believe if there was more sex in the world there would be less ********. Except for that Jane's Addiction song.

I believe the majority of America is politically "middle-of-the-road" and both the far left and far right are basically like the Taliban -- spreading fear, misinformation, and preying on the uneducated.

I believe the founders of capitalism never fully accounted for lack of integrity.

I believe if you take care of yourself first (financially, medically, etc.), you are better able to provide for others and help out the "community" of your choice next. And you will do a far better job than government could ever do.

I believe my back hurts.

I believe I'd like to bang my wife silly the next couple nights.

I believe I'll get off the crapper, have breakfast, go grocery shopping, and work out now.

Have a nice day. :wave2:

 

[Patrick_S]

I truly believe that this planet would be a better place if a big fucking comet wiped out the entire human race.

 

[andrea_]

I believe in Joe Pesci

 

[domshooter]

i was at a meeting in downtown SF one day, and i was outside having a smoke.

this guy walks by, fat, bald, kinda dirty lookin but not the bum type.

anywho, so he walks by, and just before he passes the corner and goes out of sight, i hear him say into his cello phone

"SLAPPING MY FACE WITH YOUR TITTIES IN 10!"

My response, wtf?

 

[gunslingingbird]

i was at a meeting in downtown SF one day, and i was outside having a smoke.

this guy walks by, fat, bald, kinda dirty lookin but not the bum type.

anywho, so he walks by, and just before he passes the corner and goes out of sight, i hear him say into his cello phone

"SLAPPING MY FACE WITH YOUR TITTIES IN 10!"

My response, wtf?

What the fuck is a cello phone? Is that like Agent 86's shoe phone, but for musicians?

 

[Ace Bandage]

As I was walking up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today... I wish, I wish he'd go away.

 

[PirateKing]

I believe gophers are plotting to wipe out the human race and take over the earth. Theyre down underground making tunnels right now to aid them in their guerrilla warfare against us. Why do you think I became a pirate? They can't get us when we're out at sea.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Americans are facing record unemployment levels. People calling in to file unemployment claims are through the roof. When you try to call the EDD office it's nothing short of a miracle to get someone to actually answer the phone because they're short-staffed. If there are so many people calling because they're unemployed, and the unemployment office is short-staffed, WOULDN'T IT MAKE FUCKING SENSE TO HIRE SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE UNEMPLOYED TO ANSWER CALLS AND NOT BE SHORT-STAFFED ANYMORE?!?

 

[jod0565]

Put this in the Games Section.