*Ring*
Seller: Hello?
Caller: Uh, yeah. Calling about the rubber fist.
Seller: Yes.
Caller: So, uh. Yeah. It's been used?
Seller: Yes, but not a lot.
Caller: Erruh. *pause* Can you tell what it's been used for?
Seller: Not...really.
Caller: Huh. Yeah. Is it in a claw shape.
Seller: Well...sort of.
Caller: Humyhah. *pause* So, it's got, like, stains and stuff on it?
Seller: Yyyyyyeah.
Caller: HRRRRFFFFFRRRR! Hmmm. Yeah. Ca...can you tell what the stains came from?
Seller: Uh...no...
Caller: Whatcolorarethey!!??!!
Seller: Uh...kind of yellowish.
Caller: Hooooyeahhoooboy!
Seller: Is this...Dick Cheney?
Caller: Gotta go.
*click*