Squish the spider or capture & release

[Facetious]

OK, you're networking away and a rather large Wolf spider appears on the wall behind your computer.... :shocked:
What do you do ?

A) leave em alone ! It's his domian as much as it is yours.
B) grab a handbook
C) calmly walk to the kitchen, grab a clear water glass in order to facilitate a safe & sound catch & release exercise.

My answer is "C" however, this has been going on for three consecutive nights, same spider and I was just wondering ...... do I have to actually drive this 'lil arachnid around the block or something ? :dunno: :rofl:

 

[24788]

Last time I picked up a wolf spider I was arrested and put in the back of the cruiser. They work anywhere and are very ugly.

 

[Marlo Manson]

I choose C.. I only **** flies & mosquitoes. all other little life forms I transport em' back outside, although they don't bother me, they don't help pay the rent & unless its me that finds em' they will die @ the hands of the other occupants of my household "girls" & dogs.. :uohs: for bugs. other than that, I don't see a reason to needlessly **** em'. :2 cents::hatsoff:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

A wolf spider?

I'd growl and bark at it to show who's the alpha male!

 

[mongo18]

I used to be A, I was fine co-existing, but my wife is a bit arachnophobic so now I have to relocate them.

 

[BlueBalls]

I don't like ******* them right away, what I like to do is capture as many as I can dip them in a little bit of oil set them on fire and put them through my neighbours post boxes, or windows if they're open. Then I wait around for the screams to begin. Then I shuffle off into the darkness laughing and trying seek out my next victim. That old bitch at #12, you're next! Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaa . . .

I then when all of my victims are awake and all the spiders have burned I return to my humble abode and ***** soundly in my bed knowing that I have probably caused nightmares with that single act.

I might even jerk one out over that fact. Who knows the night is young . . .

*Warning* - Sometimes they don't **** up from their *******, which is unfortunate. If you're going to try this, think up a good alibi for when the fuzz knock at your door.

 

[Hot Mega]

Depends on the spider honestly. If it's an indigenous but rare spider who's inadvertently found it's way into the domain of a superior life form, I remove it unharmed if possible.

The regular, "garden variety" spider is just another pest so I give them the standard 3 verbal warnings to disperse and leave the premises. If they ignore me or fail to comply, I use deadly *****.:o

Hey, I warned 'em right?:dunno:

 

[LordVader66]

I usually try to coexist. I'm looking at a few spiders right now in the window and in the rafters in the basement. However, if they wander upstairs where the wife can see them I relocate them outside.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I usually **** them, just because I don't wanna take a chance at ******* it off, and getting bite. But if I KNEW it wasn't poisonous, I would call my wife, and let her do it. She does the catch and release thing with ALL bugs, I just **** them, and move on.

 

[STDiva]

F that. Spiders and any other bug gets thrown outside. Or hairsprayed.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I always go with option B. Most of the time, I swing so violently with whatever object I'm holding that the remains seem to splatter everywhere. It's ******, but it makes sure the sumbitch doesn't survive. Think about that while you're eating your breakfast...

 

[jasonk282]

I always go with option B. Most of the time, I swing so violently with whatever object I'm holding that the remains seem to splatter everywhere. It's ******, but it makes sure the sumbitch doesn't survive. Think about that while you're eating your breakfast...

Hell yea. I look at it like this. When insects and bugs and etc are outside thats their domain and they can live. When they enter my home where they clearly don't belong they have to die.

 

[Neutron66]

Spiders keep other bugs under control so I always let them be.

However...I do talk to them and warn them that if they crawl on me...they will be destroyed.

 

[busenbust]

OK, you're networking away and a rather large Wolf spider appears on the wall behind your computer.... :shocked:
What do you do ?

A) leave em alone ! It's his domian as much as it is yours.
B) grab a handbook
C) calmly walk to the kitchen, grab a clear water glass in order to facilitate a safe & sound catch & release exercise.

My answer is "C" however, this has been going on for three consecutive nights, same spider and I was just wondering ...... do I have to actually drive this 'lil arachnid around the block or something ? :dunno: :rofl:

C)

('It's his domain as much as'.....He don't have a firewall

:thumbsup:

 

[Legzman]

A) leave em alone ! It's his domian as much as it is yours.

Bullshit!

B) grab a handbook

Grab a shot ***

C) calmly walk to the kitchen, grab a clear water glass in order to facilitate a safe & sound catch & release exercise.

Run like hell out of the room screaming like a little girl.

 

[coleman_stoops]

Probably A, if the spider is minding its own business. Let 'em have the run of the place as long as they maintain decorum and eat any bugs.

 

[Skyraider22]

A wolf spider?

I'd growl and bark at it to show who's the alpha male!

That will show it:1orglaugh

 

[zell]

Those little tiny Jumping Spiders are pretty cool,with that weird herky-jerky movement and of course the jumping,so I have no animosity towards them.Now those big ass Wolf Spiders,or anything else that's bigger than a penny,they gotta get the fuck out.I won't **** them,I just catch them and throw them out onto the balcony.

 

[Skyraider22]

Oh by the way C:thumbsup:

 

[D-rock]

If bugs are in the wild I leave them alone unless I have a good reason to do otherwise. In they are in the house I usually **** them, because to be honest, it's too much of a hassle than it's worth trying to do anything else with them.