Broke my penis

I've found out from personal experience that a fully erect penis can in fact bend at a 90 degree angle...hurts like a bitch, but I never broke anything thank god! Amazing thing the penis is. You can either make babies with it, bend steel, cut diamonds, use it as a self defense weapon, etc...but breaking it...I'll pass!
 
Legzman said:
I've found out from personal experience that a fully erect penis can in fact bend at a 90 degree angle...hurts like a bitch, but I never broke anything thank god! Amazing thing the penis is. You can either make babies with it, bend steel, cut diamonds, use it as a self defense weapon, etc...but breaking it...I'll pass!
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And it can mysteriously change shape!
 
wow. dang i feel bad for that guy. i cant believe that could actually happen.
 
Ouch and that's why you should always use quality stuff. If i may do a suggestion go for an African kind.
 
Reading this story gives my dick the quivers . . .

OUCH!!!
 
I have read a few stories like this one and everytime its the same thing, Ouch!! Pour bastard lol. I am glad I have never experienced this and I hope I NEVER will
 
Ouch. And he wasn't even banging his gf. I remember watching a scene where Erica Boyer is bouncing up and down on a guy and his d*ck slips out. Because of this, she is on the downwards motion and bends it to an impossible angle.
 
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