500 things we've learned from porn

[laxe]

1.you can stick your dick in a girls ass without lube,and she'll enjoy
2.teachers like to fuck there students
3.goggling on a dick is attractive(ava devine)
4.when you fuck a girl,have a mean look on your face to convince her that you're a hardass
5.you have to fuck a girl in EVERY position when you have sex

 

[mr well]

6. there is always music playing
7.no matter what position your in it feels good
8.heels to the nut feel great
9.interracial porn always rocks
10.fat chicks are flexible

 

[Marlo Manson]

1.you can stick your dick in a girls ass without lube,and she'll enjoy
2.teachers like to fuck there students
3.goggling on a dick is attractive(ava devine)
4.when you fuck a girl,have a mean look on your face to convince her that you're a hardass
5.you have to fuck a girl in EVERY position when you have sex

I agree with all of your examples!! but I can't see the other 495?? :dunno:

 

[flim_flam]

11.) Women actually enjoy giving head.
12.) You should always cum on a girl's face.
13.) All men have huge cocks.
14.) DP is not gay, even though it kind of looks like it.
15.) People do some pretty fucked up **** with each other with cameras on them.

 

[Marlo Manson]

Oh I get it were supposed to add too the list with our replies!! I'm a dunce my bad!!

 

[assholebythedoor]

16. You don't have to pay for cable
17. You can watch with almost anybody
18. It shows how talent some people are and how stupid others can actually be.
19. Woman love penis reguarless the size
20. Softcore is always better then hardcore. Rather you are a hardcore or softcore actress

 

[STDiva]

16. You don't have to pay for cable
17. You can watch with almost anybody
18. It shows how talent some people are and how stupid others can actually be.
19. Woman love penis reguarless the size
20. Softcore is always better then hardcore. Rather you are a hardcore or softcore actress

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21. Nurses/Doctors always fuck their badly injured patients.
22. If a guy cant please his wife, he will hire a black man to do it for him.
23. Women like being called bitch and slut while they "take that dick".
24. When a woman orders pizza, she will always answer the door looking smoking hot, and will always fuck the delivery guy.
25. You can drive by, offer a woman money, and she will fuck you in your van. Works 100% of the time.

 

[calpoon]

26. condoms don't exist

 

[BlueBalls]

27. There's something to learn from porn, apparently :dunno:

 

[maildude]

28. You can get into main stream acting if you start out in porn and lie about your age.
29. All men have enormous cocks and bodybuilder frames, plus sparkling personalities and interesting repertoie.
30. Big titties are important if you want a big porn contract. If you don't have big titties you'd better look like a model.
31. Turner Broadcasting has little interest in acquiring Digital Desire.
32. All orgasms occur just as the guy is about to shoot his juice. Not before. Not after. Not not at all.

 

[lostwood_7]

33. women love to have their twats slapped, very hard, as a way of getting off (see #32)

 

[om3ga]

34. King Dong & Zena Fulsom actually exist (prosthetics? surely not)...

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[Skyraider22]

35. Some of the best names are in porn.
36. Some of the best looking women are in porn
:thumbsup:

 

[lostwood_7]

37. The blu-ray/ HD battle will be (or has been) finally decided by what the porn industry was going to use

 

[Spleen]

Whoops. Double post.

 

[Spleen]

38. Male pornstars eventually lose ALL the hair on their body and look like a bunch of mutated kemo patients.

39. (edit to number 5) You have to fuck a girl in the same 5 positions in every scene.

 

[ajitpd]

40. It is normal to fuck a ******** woman.
41. Women enjoy being humiliated while they are naked.
42. Women do enjoy being spit on their face and even in their mouth
43. Female anuses are not used for defecation hence always ready and clean for sex.
44. Women lack most of the body hear except for head and a strip on vagina.
45. Some women would fuck a man but would never kiss him.

 

[BlueBalls]

46. No one ever sweats.

 

[knowone]

47. Women never had sex in the '70s without wearing a scarf around their neck.

 

[jamrak]

46. No one ever sweats.

myth busted:

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