Random Statement Thread II

[minidog]

Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Scunthorpe 15 5 2 1 16 9 4 1 2 14 10 11 30
2 Leeds 15 5 1 1 16 8 4 1 3 10 9 9 29


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3 Millwall 15 5 1 1 11 7 4 1 3 14 14 4 29
hoot hoot leeds 2nd

 

[Dawn]

GP W L OT Pts GF GA Home Away L10
1 New York Rangers 13 10 2 1 21 36 25 6-2-0 4-0-1 7-2-1
2 Montréal Canadiens 9 7 1 1 15 32 20 4-1-0 3-0-1 7-1-1
3 Carolina Hurricanes 9 5 2 2 12 25 25 1-1-0 4-1-2 5-2-2
4 Buffalo Sabres 10 6 2 2 14 31 25 3-2-0 3-0-2 6-2-2
5 Boston Bruins 11 5 3 3 13 29 30 1-1-1 4-2-2 4-3-3
6 New Jersey Devils 9 5 2 2 12 25 24 2-1-1 3-1-1 5-2-2
7 Pittsburgh Penguins 11 5 4 2 12 26 26 3-2-1 2-2-1 4-4-2
8 Washington Capitals 9 5 3 1 11 32 29 3-0-1 2-3-0 5-3-1

9 Philadelphia Flyers 10 4 3 3 11 39 36 2-2-1 2-1-2 4-3-3
10 Toronto Maple Leafs 10 4 3 3 11 26 33 1-2-2 3-1-1 4-3-3
11 Tampa Bay Lightning 9 3 3 3 9 19 22 1-2-3 2-1-0 3-3-3
12 Ottawa Senators 10 4 5 1 9 29 28 1-4-1 3-1-0 4-5-1
13 Florida Panthers 9 4 5 0 8 20 27 3-2-0 1-3-0 4-5-0
14 Atlanta Thrashers 10 2 6 2 6 25 37 2-3-0 0-3-2 2-6-2
15 New York Islanders 9 2 6 1 5 21 32 1-4-0 1-2-1 2-6-1


Habs are 2nd too! And we are playing the 15th tonight hehe

 

[Troy25]

I like the witch logo for free ones today.

 

[jibbijib]

I hope you at least had dinner and took it out to someplace nice before you did that.

No, I went out partying with it instead and got it *****. Then fucked it like the whore it was.

 

[belgianass]

No, I went out partying with it instead and got it *****. Then fucked it like the whore it was.

hope it was still there when you woke up ... :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Dear Diary.
Last night I dreamt about the Kangaroos again..



This time they were wearing purple dresses and driving Porsches.


:*****::dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Dear Diary.
Last night I dreamt about the Kangaroos again..



This time they were wearing purple dresses and driving Porsches.


:*****::dunno:

How strange I had the same ***** a few months ago, the only difference was that somewhere near the end of the ***** they started to to whip me with lonf strands of extension cord, whilst singing the theme tune to Friends. The rest of the ***** I dont remember but I woke up in a cold sweat and I was upside down in some chinese womans house :dunno:

 

[D-rock]

I need to cut my hair and shave. I'm getting kind of burly.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

From about 200 back to 56! Whoop!

 

[Dawn]

*throws a snowball to the next poster*

 

[jibbijib]

*Catches the snowball and throws it in the freezer to aid in my evil snowman building process*

 

[L3ggy]

*Steals the snowball*

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I **** people!

 

[Dawn]

...but pornstars are people!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Okay, I dont **** all people!

But I **** most people!

 

[Bonezstorm]

Okay, I dont **** all people!

But I **** most people!

How about founding an underground organisation to rule the world and creating a new world order?

 

[Dawn]

Instead of Marx proposing to liberate the masses, we could propose an agenda to give free sex for the masses!

 

[Smittmaestro]

I **** people!

People, what a bunch of bastards!

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

Instead of Marx proposing to liberate the masses, we could propose an agenda to give free sex for the masses!

Marx was an asshole!

We may (God please no!) elect a guy for prez who follows his beliefs.

**** UP! The clothes has no emperor!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

People, what a bunch of bastards!

-cs™

:rofl: Hey dats miee!