For the next time you go out for chinese. . .

[Sicario]

Road **** inside Chinese restaurant

HAMBURG, N.Y. (WIVB) - Is road **** on the menu at a popular Hamburg, NY restaurant? A disturbing discovery at the China King Restaurant has ****** health officials to lock the doors.

Lisa Williams was going to eat in the restaurant when she got some upsetting news. "Were you coming to eat here?" "Yeah, we were coming to eat." "Did you hear what happened?" "No." "Health inspectors closed it down because there was road **** out here, a deer." "Oh no."

People who came to China King for their Friday dinner found it hard to believe. A dead deer had been butchered inside the kitchen in the restaurant they've been coming to for years.

Patron, Sue Bender said, "Our ******** just called us because she knows this is our take out Chinese, and told us, you're not going to believe what was just on Channel Four."

A witness tells us he saw an Asian man dragging the deer inside.

"I watched him drag it across the parking lot and he dragged it through the front door of the China King Restaurant. I said this is just not right, so I called Hamburg Police and reported it. Sure enough by the time they got there, they said that he had the deer almost all butchered inside the restaurant."

Another patron wonders, "How stupid could that man be? To let that go on."

Erie County Health Commissioner, Dr Anthony Billitier said, "I don't know what the intention was with the deer, but they can't do that in the restaurant even if they were going to use it for private consumption. It's not consistent with the sanitary code.

Its a story that's closed down the restaurant and caused patron to loose their appetite

Lisa Williams said, "That's disgusting, I'll never eat Chinese again. I'm sorry for all these people out there. That's gross."

When asked if Sue Bender will come here again? She replied, "never...never."

The Health Commissioner tells News4 a hearing with the owner is scheduled for next week.

Story by Tricia Cruz, WIVB

http://www.wivb.com/global/story.asp?s=9237237

 

[Legzman]

Thats great. There is a place called "Cat Care Clinic" or something like that with cats in the title and an empty lot next door. I want to open a diner named "Alf's" right next door. It would of course be real food, but the names of the dishes would make you wonder!

 

[ChefChiTown]

That deer was probably the most sanitary thing that has ever been in that kitchen, so I don't know what those people were upset about.

 

[BlueBalls]

Funny story,

Fuck it I would eat it, at least you know its fresh :dunno:

 

[Spleen]

A chinese place near me was cooking stray cats, no one gave a fuck. It got closed down for a couple of weeks and that was it.

 

[AFA]

What was it, Eating Raoul? that kept people well fed?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

What the hell is wrong with you people? Haven't you ever heard of Venison?

 

[Torre82]

::shrug:: I dun' much care for what I eat. So long as it's cooked to the point of being safe yet tasty.. I'm fine.

 

[gt rider]

cats and dogs is nasty and i guess its risky with the deer but it makes perfect sense to eat it. its like hunting it and hunting it except your weapon is a car. If i hit a deer ide pick it up and eat it. its expensive meat.

 

[mongo18]

It is legal to butcher a deer in a commercial kitchen I'm pretty sure, but before and after, EVERYTHING has to be washed and sanitized like crazy.

When I was a *** a local burger joint got closed down for putting dog food in the burgers, they got found out when the garbageman started asking questions about all the empty cans in their garbage. Funny part is, I was too young to remember it, but my *** still says that the burgers were great. (To pre-empt the question, no, he never tried to reproduce one)

 

[Philbert]

Actually, when a deer is hit by a vehicle, the carcass is opened to all kinds of bacteria, and when you shoot a deer the lethal damage isn't everywhere. The insides aren't all exploded and mashed.
Very nasty, road ****...not the same as a clean ****.
No one knows how long the deer was dead before it was removed by the Asian gentleman to the kitchen, anyway.

 

[Hoodoo]

deer meat is actualy pretty good.....deer jerky....we have had deer meat with eggs and pancakes before.....good stuff......

 

[Will E Worm]

A witness tells us he saw an Asian man dragging the deer inside.

What was he thinking?

A Chinese restaurant was closed in my area because they found out the restaurant was serving cats.

Deport them. :hatsoff:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Actually, when a deer is hit by a vehicle, the carcass is opened to all kinds of bacteria, and when you shoot a deer the lethal damage isn't everywhere. The insides aren't all exploded and mashed.
Very nasty, road ****...not the same as a clean ****.
No one knows how long the deer was dead before it was removed by the Asian gentleman to the kitchen, anyway.

******* a deer with a bullet isn't all that sanitary either. The amount of bacteria carried on a bullet can be a lot more than you think. The only reason that shooting a deer would be "safer" than hitting a deer with a car (other than the obvious human casualties and car damage), is that you can **** a deer with a bullet and not rupture it's internal organs, which would render the meat unedible.

 

[Torre82]

******* a deer with a bullet isn't all that sanitary either. The amount of bacteria carried on a bullet can be a lot more than you think. The only reason that shooting a deer would be "safer" than hitting a deer with a car (other than the obvious human casualties and car damage), is that you can **** a deer with a bullet and not rupture it's internal organs, which would render the meat unedible.

Which brings us to the question... when did your dick get hit by a car, cheffy ***?

 

[Psychology]

I live in Buffalo, which is 15 minutes from Hamburg. Yeah, they dragged that deer through the front door, right in plain sight. Fucking crazy.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Which brings us to the question... when did your dick get hit by a car, cheffy ***?

Are you saying that my dick is unedible? Because, you had no problem gobbling the **** out of it last night, BOOOOOING!!!

Nah, but seriously...my penis is pretty rank. You should probably keep away.
:helpme:

 

[Torre82]

Are you saying that my dick is unedible? Because, you had no problem gobbling the **** out of it last night, BOOOOOING!!!

Nah, but seriously...my penis is pretty rank. You should probably keep away.
:helpme:

Really? So how tall are ya and how much do ya weigh? Gimme a ballpark hot dog figure, here.

Unless you feel like posting yer mug for us FreeOneans.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Really? So how tall are ya and how much do ya weigh? Gimme a ballpark hot dog figure, here.

Unless you feel like posting yer mug for us FreeOneans.

5' 7" (5' 8" on a warm day), 210lbs. As for my "hotdog figure", I'd give it...

:has a look-see:

3, maybe 4 inches? :dunno: All me baby, aaaaaall meeeeeee...

I'm not a "put my face on the internet" kind of dude, but I believe that Senob has a photograph or two of me, picking my nose.

 

[mongo18]

There is always a possibility of a "clean" **** by car. I know some people here in the Mid West who have hit deer and immediately thrown them in their truck and taken them for butchering, and some of those even married outside their own ******.