whats your scariest experience?

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
This one is easy for me; you know how two police cars sit drivers side to driver side? well thats the position of our cars! I was in the backseat of the car recieving; and the guy that was in the backseat of the other car was delivering..

so anyway all of the sudden I start hearing gunshots and glass is just exploding all over me.. I can't remember which way I ducked but luckily the bullets missed my head by millimeters; I could here the bullets cutting the air as they wizzed right past my ear.. I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT SOUND!!

luckily the guy was a terrible shot.. he unloaded a 9mm mag. into our car from roughly 3 to 7 feet away and he only hit the car which was rittled with bullet holes and the frontseat passenger in the hip.. a superficial wound he still has the bullet in him.. and that was the scariest experience of my life..
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Almost getting **** on by an elephant, and save the laughing.
 
Being in a strip club in Amsterdam, aged 18. This big black **** had an act that involved getting someone to eat a banana out of her pussy. She came into the audience to pick her next victim and walked straight towards me!

She kept coming, I thought "act casual" but then thought "no, she'll notice you, so act like you want to go on stage in front of 75 people" I didn't know what to do or how best to act. My heart was beating soooo hard...

Just as she got to me, I thought "this is it, this is the most terrified I've ever been" but she reached over me and grabbed the poor man sat behind me, dragged him up and buried his head in her banana flavoured pussy.

Phew!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
This one is easy for me; you know how two police cars sit drivers side to driver side? well thats the position of our cars! I was in the backseat of the car recieving; and the guy that was in the backseat of the other car was delivering..

so anyway all of the sudden I start hearing gunshots and glass is just exploding all over me.. I can't remember which way I ducked but luckily the bullets missed my head by millimeters; I could here the bullets cutting the air as they wizzed right past my ear.. I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT SOUND!!

luckily the guy was a terrible shot.. he unloaded a 9mm mag. into our car from roughly 3 to 7 feet away and he only hit the car which was rittled with bullet holes and the frontseat passenger in the hip.. a superficial wound he still has the bullet in him.. and that was the scariest experience of my life..

What did you do to bring that on?

Worst I can say is having several close calls on the interstates when I was about 16 or 17. Young punk *** weaving in and out of traffic was not safe at all! But I've grown out of that stage thank god!
 

METAL HEAD

Closed Account
almost being ****** in a cab ride in new york city the driver drove way too
fast from the air port to the hotel and cut a ton of people off we almost
got sideswiped by another car that was turn while we flew strait on through the intersection.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
What did you do to bring that on?

Unfortunately I was a ***** passenger in my best friends car; while my partner *more like my ******** had some (beef) (confrontation) that was stewing and it was a *fatal attraction situation* with this girl he lust for/loved; and she was seeing another guy with the same fatal attraction; so being suspicous and nosey my partner decided that we creep past her house and my partners competitions car was outside her house; well in a ******* outrage my partner and our other homey smashed the competitions car windows.. all of them; the other guy saw what my homie did to his car; I couldn't blame the dude for being pissed; all his windows smashed!!

so he went and got crewed up; and they were coming to hunt us down more than likely; but as fate would have it we happened to run into them a few hours later the same night.. now I know what they mean when you hear the term *anything goes when it comes to love and war* but when you factor in another guy; you have a war between two guys and one girl; windows are replaceable; expensive; but replaceable; but this MF'er comes back with murderous intent and unloads on us when we ran into each other again.. as far as I was concerned this was war; my homies fight now became my fight as well; so it was our crew hunting his crew and vice versa..

We were hunting eachother for about a year.. but it got to hot; the police found out about the two warring factions and it was in our best interest to stay low and issue a pass; it was a hard thing to stomach but we had to forget about the whole incident as one of the dumbest things my partners ever done to get an enemies attention; instead of actually getting rid of the enemy; I still have ill fated intent if I ever see that dude again; but its best I avoid that from ever happening..

I wanted my partner to get the girl; relationship wise; but that was 1 night I wish I had my sense's and told my homey not to fuck up the dudes car.. cuz that dumbshit almost cost me my life.. *that dumbshit* the incident; not my homey; although I was pissed at him; he's like a ******* and we alwayz got eachothers back for life..
 
I ditched a cop once on my way to work. I had no license because it was suspended. I was on a motorcycle at about 4am and doing 55 in a 45. I ****** by a patrol car going the opposite direction and I saw the car make a U turn and the headlights shot up in the air like he was full throttle. I took off without hesitating. I was in an area I grew up in so I knew every street and right where to go. He was behind me for about the first 3 or four turns and I finally lost him by pulling into a friend's driveway and hiding behind his ***'s camper. I sat there for about 15 minutes scared to move.
 
I was in a police chase one time and cracked my car up. I was scared when they had their guns drawn and dragged me out of the car.

My scariest experience though is when I was hit by a car while on my bike and my head went through the windshield.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
My car hydroplaned over a huge spot of water, spun out of control, continued to spin off the road and I plowed into a tree. It ripped the entire back end of my car straight off. When the police showed up, they noticed that my car had miraculously "straightened out" as it went in between two trees, which were no more than 6 feet apart from one another. They said that if my car wasn't straightened out as it went between them, I would've been ******.

:******:
 

GabberMan

Closed Account
Here's one:

After spending about three days doing LSD and gravity bongs, I took half a day off and then went out clubbing with a friend...

I took two grams of speed riddled with meth (and something else) and two MDMA pills riddled with ketamine (and something else). I double-dropped on both.

It was all my fault, of course. Paranoia kicked in and things got messy.

My friend had half the amount as me and ended up in hospital. He nearly died. I visited him in A&E but was convinced that I was going to be shot. I was panicking. His face was blackened from ******** charcoal to flush out the poison. His heart fluttered for over a year afterwards.

It took me weeks to get straightened out. I saw shot guns everywhere and couldn't even get on the right Tube train.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
When the police showed up, they noticed that my car had miraculously "straightened out" as it went in between two trees, They said that if my car wasn't straightened out as it went between them, I would've been ******.

Your pretty damn luckey there CCT.. good thing fate has you still living! :thumbsup:

*AS USUAL, ANOTHER KIND OF LONG STORY TO TELL OF MY OWN*

It was winter time and I was driving home from work one morning years ago, (graveyard shift) and I was on the freeway to get home.

I was driving my jeep Cherokee Laredo w/the V8 4 wheel drive. etc.. and I was in the left lane, I was doing about 5 - 15 MPH over the speed limit like everyone else, going w/the flow of traffic, anyway I hit some slushy ice or an un-plowed portion of the lane I was driving in just as I was passing a semi (18 wheeler) which was in the middle lane too my right and I was in the left lane next too the cement retention / divider wall.

All of the sudden @ that exact second I started fish tailing @ about 75 too 85 MPH for about what seemed like a lifetime but it was only about 3 - 5 seconds @ most (it may have been Milli-seconds) I don't know!! but do know I surely thought I was a dead man!

As FATE would have it, I got my vehicle under control again, somehow, my car straightened out without me hitting the wall or veering into the semi a few feet to my right!! talk about a narrow escape, not only did I avoid death, but my car was unscathed, as was I, but I assure you I was scared as hell, I felt paranoid and surreal (the incident kept replaying in my head, over and over, for quite a long time afterwards) I still think about those couple of seconds!

Here's one:

After spending about three days doing LSD and gravity bongs, I took half a day off and then went out clubbing with a friend...

I took two grams of speed riddled with meth (and something else) and two MDMA pills riddled with ketamine (and something else). I double-dropped on both.

It was all my fault, of course. Paranoia kicked in and things got messy.

My friend had half the amount as me and ended up in hospital. He nearly died. I visited him in A&E but was convinced that I was going to be shot. I was panicking. His face was blackened from ******** charcoal to flush out the poison. His heart fluttered for over a year afterwards.

It took me weeks to get straightened out. I saw shot guns everywhere and couldn't even get on the right Tube train.

Errr, I got so high smoking the *KIND GREEN* and ******** that I often got the paranoid tick in my head having a terrible high, like I was just thinking about everything like it was a machine! psycho analyzing everything!! including the way I was breathing and everything else!! Its really hard to explain without making it a VERY LONG EXPLANATION! needless to say its a :confused: experience that I can't explain very well!

On Another occasion, I thought I smoked a 51 intentionally! (after that I never smoked anything I didn't roll myself or personally watched as somebody else twisted up (our reefer) that is.. anyway I had these weird chest (heart related) feeling, like my heart was racing more than I had ever experienced. I kept calling the *dude* I smoked with too make sure it wasn't a *51* and he said he felt fine and kept telling me I was just paranoid! so I :dunno: but that was 1 of a couple of bad highs!!
 
A ***** guy chased me and my friend with a ***, I was 13 back then, I still can't believe how we jumped over a 6ft wall.
 
Okay here goes, Ive never told anyone this story before, but hey I suppose if Im going to tell this story it might as well be now.

Alright, I was on the bus one fine autumn morning, sitting on the top deck when as I had not ***** very well the night before and had to **** up at 5am, I - as you do - fell ****** on the bus. And im not talking one of those really light public transport ****** that everyone has, this was a deep, deep *****, one where you wouldnt **** up if the bus was on fire.

Okay so here we go.........I ***** and ***** and *****, not know who sat next to me on the way and what happened outside the window that I alsways look through, people probably going along with their days like they always do everyday over and over or something exciting happened........anyway, none of that really matters, whats most worrying is what happened during this particular journey, like I told you before, I fell ******, I belive about an hour maybe an hour and a half later I awoke to find myslef alone on the top deck of the bus, and as I told you before it was a deep ***** so it took me a while to **** up properly, at the time I really didnt know where I was, but still feelng abit groggy I looked around, looked out of the window, behind me and all around. The bus was still moving but something dawned on me something so completly terrifying that it pains me to even bring it up on here.............I missed my stop :bawling:

That was the single most terrifying thing to ever happen to me.
 
Okay here goes, Ive never told anyone this story before, but hey I suppose if Im going to tell this story it might as well be now.

Alright, I was on the bus one fine autumn morning, sitting on the top deck when as I had not ***** very well the night before and had to **** up at 5am, I - as you do - fell ****** on the bus. And im not talking one of those really light public transport ****** that everyone has, this was a deep, deep *****, one where you wouldnt **** up if the bus was on fire.

Okay so here we go.........I ***** and ***** and *****, not know who sat next to me on the way and what happened outside the window that I alsways look through, people probably going along with their days like they always do everyday over and over or something exciting happened........anyway, none of that really matters, whats most worrying is what happened during this particular journey, like I told you before, I fell ******, I belive about an hour maybe an hour and a half later I awoke to find myslef alone on the top deck of the bus, and as I told you before it was a deep ***** so it took me a while to **** up properly, at the time I really didnt know where I was, but still feelng abit groggy I looked around, looked out of the window, behind me and all around. The bus was still moving but something dawned on me something so completly terrifying that it pains me to even bring it up on here.............I missed my stop :bawling:

That was the single most terrifying thing to ever happen to me.

Man, that is so traumatizing, you need some serious therapy **** to forget something like that. I'm glad that you open up and shared this experience with us.
 
Man, that is so traumatizing, you need some serious therapy **** to forget something like that. I'm glad that you open up and shared this experience with us.

It was tough typing it you know? But I actually belive with God's devine love and spirit deep within me, I will over come this terrible event.......
 
Being touched (In a sexual way) by my Priest when I was a young boy...........
ps - he's really a great guy :D ;)
 

Spleen

******?
When I thought a shark was about to bite me. It wasn't. But I still swam about 10 metres in 2 seconds.
 
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