Make your own title for this one.

[Friday on my mind]

Maybe it was plastic...? :dunno:

Think the story says it was steel.
And seriously $20,000 bail for screwing a table?

 

[senob44]

Think the story says it was steel.
And seriously $20,000 bail for screwing a table?

:hammer: This man is DANGEROUS!! No table is safe with this lunatic on the loose! God forbid he goes down to the park and gets a hold of one of those picnic tables with the benches attached! Oh, baby, he'll go to town on that thing!

 

[L3ggy]

Poor table.

 

[Sicario]

This dude looks very lonely...and homely.

Incredible, what ever happened to jerking off while watching a good porn flick in the privacy of your room? A fucking table? :eek:

 

[D-rock]

So what did he do, find a knothole in the wood?

The worst part of it is he will now have to pay ***** support for all the little nightstands and end tables that become of this.

 

[calpoon]

this clip will be up next week at furniture-fuckers.net

what is wrong with the American justice system? I believe it is your constitutional right to do whatever freaky sex act you want to with consenting adults and objects in the privacy of your own home, office, or backyard.

that's right I said backyard.

 

[Artimus]

Why screw around with a picnic table when you've got a lovely coffee table waitng for you at home?

 

[trikenut012]

:rofl: Must of got tired of using his hand. My question to everyone is which would u prefer Wood tables or plastic tables?:rofl:

 

[member006]

So what did he do, find a knothole in the wood?

The worst part of it is he will now have to pay ***** support for all the little nightstands and end tables that become of this.

The umbrella hole silly. Lets hope it was metal lol. Will this be the next fetish I wonder? People love to be followers.

*secretly wonders for a moment how many tables or under table umbrella stands made their way into homes last night*


LL

 

[Petra]

He's going to get put on the furniture violators list. He won't be able to go within 500 feet of any furniture and his picture will be posted in all home and garden stores in his area.

 

[Facetious]

I find it amusing that the advertisement on the links page is Lowes pushing their patio furniture.Nothing like having an ad tie in to the story.:1orglaugh

Funny !

Oh man ! . . . need resuscitation ! :helpme:

Why screw around with a picnic table when you've got a lovely coffee table waitng for you at home?

A lovely LONELY coffee table :grin:

 

[belgianass]

next time ... pimps on the straats with gardning tables ... windowshopping with nice white plastic tables ... mmmmmmmm

 

[Marlo Manson]

Sexual predator on the loose? because Table won't testify!! prosecutions ****** to dismiss all charges!!

 

[black amal]

wow. desperate measures

 

[METAL HEAD]

man with no other item's for sex!!!!!!!!!!