Not So Good Blowjob

[MikeyK]

I was getting a blowjob the other day from this girl and I believe she was scraping me with her teeth. I believe she wasn't opening her mouth enough and wasn't throating me. Seemed like she was taking me in the side of her mouth and I kept rubbing against her teeth. It really hurt and ended up losing my hardon. I had to bail on it. She was completely clueless.

Anybody else experience this?

 

[HungDong]

Yes, I had this happen a coulple times in high school. One girl left a scab! It was all I could do to cum and not say anything (I really liked her).

 

[BlueBalls]

Maybe she took the advice of the guy from the movie 'Old School'

 

[cartman24]

Wow, that sounds terrible. I have never had this happen before.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I've never sucked a weiner, soooooo, I can't help you.

 

[senob44]

I've had blowjobs before where the girl scraped me with her teeth. Usually it was by accident though. Really sounds like this girl had poor technique.

 

[titsrock]

Practice makes perfect:dunno: Maybe bring her over tomorrow and throw on a porn with a nice blow scene. That was how "THe King of All Media" Howard Stern's partner, Robin Quivers, mastered her BJ techniques..she snuck a few pornos home from Howard's office and "took notes."

You could also say something funny to her...something about you've always wondered what it felt like to get blown from The Predator:dunno:

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[Becks...poamr]

As I have said, "You push my head down, you'll feel my teeth. You fuck my mouth, you'll feel my teeth. You sit back and enjoy, you won't feel my teeth."

And some assholes still had the balls to complain about my teeth. :thefinger

 

[drdeath67]

As I have said, "You push my head down, you'll feel my teeth. You fuck my mouth, you'll feel my teeth. You sit back and enjoy, you won't feel my teeth."

And some assholes still had the balls to complain about my teeth. :thefinger

:1orglaugh

 

[Becks...poamr]

Well, drd, those two stipulations of mine--I would THINK they'd be easy to follow. For some men...they found it difficult. Hopefully they learned their lesson.

 

[drdeath67]

Well, drd, those two stipulations of mine--I would THINK they'd be easy to follow. For some men...they found it difficult. Hopefully they learned their lesson.

Yeah really! :thumbsup:

 

[mongo18]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought to myself "How could a blowjob possibly be bad, unless there were teeth..."

 

[D-rock]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought to myself "How could a blowjob possibly be bad, unless there were teeth..."

I don't know. Maybe she could get confused by the name and really start blowing instead of sucking. I bet that wouldn't feel good when some of your parts get popped like a balloon. :dunno:

 

[YMIHERE]

'Tis better to have a blowjob and lose some ***** than never to have a blowjob at all.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I don't know. Maybe she could get confused by the name and really start blowing instead of sucking. I bet that wouldn't feel good when some of your parts get popped like a balloon. :dunno:

This girl I knew back in high school did that to some dude she hooked up with. Oh man did we have some good laughs over that one.

 

[Imhotep]

This girl I knew back in high school did that to some dude she hooked up with. Oh man did we have some good laughs over that one.

thats mean. that could happen to anyone. all they need is to be taught. and im sooo glad i was taught. now im pretty good at blowjobs i hear.

 

[guch8099]

I don't know. Maybe she could get confused by the name and really start blowing instead of sucking. I bet that wouldn't feel good when some of your parts get popped like a balloon. :dunno:

I was was with a girl that thought that a blowjob was nothing more than light "pecking" kisses on my dick. Needless to say...worst blowjob I've ever gotten.

 

[BlueBalls]

'Tis better to have a blowjob and lose some ***** than never to have a blowjob at all.

Very true my friend

 

[squallumz]

yeah, ive had the teeth thing before but i just find a happy place and try to think about a good porn scene or something and try to cum as fast as possible, or just switch the action up. make it look just its her turn to get licked out or whatever. or try to be polite and let her know. *shrug* i wouldnt want to say anything though.

 

[ChefChiTown]

My ex got an idea from one of her stupid friends once, to kind of hum while my penis was in her mouth. Apparently, the vibrations were supposed to feel good, but all it did was make my weiner upset.