Clown Porn

I recently saw a vid with two asian women slightly made up like geishas... Even **** like that looks bad.

I am a big Krusty the Clown fan, but seeing him shag Sideshow Shyla ain't what I call a turn-on :)
 
Last thing on this guys mind was sex!
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Clowns freak me out.

BTW, the FAQ excludes evil clowns.

What is your position on evil clowns?
SCPN has no official statement on evil clowns, as long as they stay out of clown pornography. Initial research, however, reveals a strikingly high correlation between evil clownhood and earlier subjection to clown pornography in test populations, and we may need to reconsider our stance if this evidence is corroborated.


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New Wave Hookers 5 had a clown scene, it was memorably weird.

Anyone remember that photoshoot where Stephanie Swift gets it on with a clown?
 
Clown Attacks
Clowns in pornography are rebelling in attempts to escape their sad, sad, sad existences. Since 1990, clowns have ****** at least 46 people and injured many more. In 1994, a clown ****** her co-star and injured 12 spectators before being gunned down by almost 100 cream pies while running terrified through downtown Honolulu. Although thousands were amused as the scantily-clad clown cavorted through the streets, the tragedy of this incident cannot be denied. In 1994, officer Blayme Dayme, who had to toss 47 rounds into Janet, a clown who charged out of the Great American Circus set, lamented: "I think these clowns are trying to tell us that videos and skin mags are not what God created them for. But we have not been listening."

People are listening, and many communities are realizing that clowns have no place in adult entertainment. Because of this, and the inherent risk to public safety, many towns and cities are considering bans on clown pornography.
 
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