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** Premium Link Upgrade is showing you the writers room**
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**She approaches @ban-one and picks up his script**
** Premium Link Upgrade reads it out**
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**She scrunches up the paper and throws at him**
Premium Link Upgrade : Stupid monkey
**All the writers in the room were monkeys which might explain the quality of their scenes these days**
Guy: All the writers are monkeys now?
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**Lexi Luna wanted to test the guys strength**
Lexi: Now this is my fave part of fucking. Let see how long you can keep me in the air? Has all that gym workouts been worth it?
**She approaches the guy as he lifts her up into his arms in the air**
Lexi: I wonder what kind of stand and carry you can do? Us girls look to be whisked off our feet. Will it be the steady bouncing, or the fast pounding, or if you let the girl do all the work!!!
**After the good sensation Lexi was getting, he could not keep her up for any longer and his arms was getting tired and dropped her to the floor**
Guy: Sorry Lexi. Can't keep it up
**Lexi is disappointed**
Lexi : That's pathetic. Barely 5 seconds in the air. You been going to the gym alot. How this possible?
**She looks at his arms and notices one of his arms is stronger than the other and it hit her**
Lexi: Those gym exercises you been doing??
Guy: Yes!!!!
Lexi: Those weren't just you jerking off was it?
**The silence said it all**
Lexi: No wonder why your right arm is stronger than the other!!!
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**After the fuck session, Lexi is tired and needs a healthy snack. Her fella gives her a Apple**
Premium Link Upgrade : Thank you. Remember people, an Apple a day keeps the doctor away and an Apple is great for your 5 a day
**Bites the Apple*
Lexi: Hmmm yummy
**Camera cuts**
Director: Cut!!!
**Lexi spits out the Apple in disgust**
Lexi: Phew this Apple has cum in it!!
Guy: Well you do have cum on your face so......
Lexi Luna, discussing: If you're going to role play .. you'll need a budget for clothing or costumes.
LL, maid: When wearing the French Maid outfit, make sure to "go commando!"
LL, vacuuming: If you're going to act the part .. you might as well actually clean!
LL, hostess: There are four exits - two at the front, and two at the rear. If you want to poke ME in the front or the rear .. I'll be in the kitchenette at the back of the plane!
LL, maid: When wearing the French Maid outfit, make sure to "go commando!"
LL, vacuuming: If you're going to act the part .. you might as well actually clean!
LL, hostess: There are four exits - two at the front, and two at the rear. If you want to poke ME in the front or the rear .. I'll be in the kitchenette at the back of the plane!
** Premium Link Upgrade is walking in the city one day after seeing friends and she is feeling hungry**
Katie: I am so hungry. What can a girl eat around here!!!
**She looks around, and spots clothes shops, electronic stores, sex shops but no food places**
Katie: Urgh, guess i will have to check my phone for something!!!
**She scrolls through her phone and spots something that caught her eye**
Katie: Ooooo BBC, i could do with some of that. Never tried it before and i like to be adventurous with food
**Katie makes the order and her delivery address. 20 minutes later a man arrived and it came apparent what she ordered wasn't what she expected**
Delivery Man: Delivery here for your BBC!!
*He unhooks his pants and takes out his cock**
**Katie was offended**
Katie: What... what the fuck you doing!!!
Delivery man: Yes thats what i got you BBC Big black cock!!!
Katie: Big Black cock? is that what it is? I thought it was Big breast chicken!!! I'm such a blonde bimbo? See how hungry i am. I couldn't think straight and ordered a big black cock instead!!!
Delivery man: So will you want to take this? Payment has already been made
Katie: I guess it have to do
**Katie is fed instead with the BBC with a huge side of cum sauce**
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Here I am, just a-walkin' down the street, singing
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snapping my fingers and shuffling my feet, singing
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
I look good (Look good)
I look fine (Look fine)
I look good, I look fine
**After the first kiss, the kiss was too poisonous for the 2nd one to cure him**Premium Link Upgrade
Lacey Black: The first kiss may be poisonous, but I'll be sure you get the second for the cure
**Lacey is now called Posion Lacey**
**Mandy flaunts her tits and naked body but the neighbor doesn't notice her but someone did**
Other Neighbor: Yeah baby. Show more!!!
**He starts to touch himself. Mandy notices this and is disgusted**
Mandy: Not you
** Premium Link Upgrade walks into a house for a house viewing as she looking for a new home. The man of the house opened the door and lets her in**
Man: Argh you here. Come on in come on in
Katie: Oh thank you. Nice home you have
**She walks in to the living room area and wires have been crossed**
Man: I have to admit, i wasn't expecting you till later. You are 3 hours early
**Katie is confused**
Katie: What do you mean?
Man: You are the stripper right?
**Katie has a deeper confused look**
Katie: Nooooo. I'm not the stripper!!!
**Man ordered a stripper for later for a lads party**
Katie: I'm here as you are looking for a house mate
Man: Oh yes, sorry i got my appointments mixed up. I always get house viewings and strippers mixed up
Katie: You know what, i'm out. I don't want to live here
**She left the house and the guy is still looking for the house to be filled**
**Katie Kush is in the bathroom to change**
Katie: This is one small changing room. No hangers to hang my clothes. Expecting me to just drop my clothes on the floor like a peasant... on this dirty floor and have my clothes ruined!!!
**Sighs**
**Strips off*
**Katie goes to the toilet**
Katie: Time to relax. I like taking my clothes off when i need to go. I just can't do it with clothes on
** Premium Link Upgrade was undressing in a hotel bathroom and a BBC just walked into the door**
Guy: What you doing in my bathroom?
Katie: Your bathroom? It's mine!!
Guy: It's not
**Katie tries to act sexual with him**
Katie: Why fight? Can't it be both of ours and we can share?
**She rubs his huge cock**
Guy: Yes thats my cock. You not seen one before?
**Katie gasps**
Katie: I have, just it so huge. Can i play with it later? Do some Netflix and chill?
Guy: Spare the netflix and we can chill
**Katie and the guy have hot sex while Netflix was playing in the background**
Guy: Once you go black, you never go back
Katie: Back where? Home
Guy: That aswelll
**Rolls eyes and thinks dumb blonde bimbo**
Katie Kush, thinking: So many perverts, checking out my dress..
KK, creeped: My client is looking for a roommate. He'll be available in about 15 minutes; he's in the sauna right now.
KK, comfortable: (the Real Estate Agent comments - nice dress)
KK, strips: (she knows HOW she'll need to sell herself as a roommate..)
KK, BBC: So .. I hear you're looking for a roommate..
KK, creeped: My client is looking for a roommate. He'll be available in about 15 minutes; he's in the sauna right now.
KK, comfortable: (the Real Estate Agent comments - nice dress)
KK, strips: (she knows HOW she'll need to sell herself as a roommate..)
KK, BBC: So .. I hear you're looking for a roommate..
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