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John_8581
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when the washing machine goes out and she has to wash her unmentionables?
Keiran Lee (the boyfriend) : Looking online for a washing machine repairman ...
Premium Link Upgrade : "Damn it, the washing machine is out. I know what I'll do. I'll wash them in the shower. Hehe. So warm and soapy"
Keiran Lee: "Hey babe, the guy won't be here for six hours. Geez, those repairmen!"
Premium Link Upgrade : "We have plenty of time to fool around" ...
Keiran Lee: "Oh boy. Warm titties! They taste so good."
Keiran Lee (the boyfriend) : Looking online for a washing machine repairman ...
Premium Link Upgrade : "Damn it, the washing machine is out. I know what I'll do. I'll wash them in the shower. Hehe. So warm and soapy"
Keiran Lee: "Hey babe, the guy won't be here for six hours. Geez, those repairmen!"
Premium Link Upgrade : "We have plenty of time to fool around" ...
Keiran Lee: "Oh boy. Warm titties! They taste so good."
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Dick is stuck. Man rings for a doctor
Guy doctor doctor!! I've got a dick stuck in a woman
Doctor : Well take it out of her
Guy: I can't it's stuck.
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Hope you taking notes of this. This is going to be in your practical examination next week
**Looking through the sites for a repair. **
Kieran : Neah they too expensive and too good looking. My wife will prob cheat on me again. Let me look online for a DIY youtube tutorial to fix it myself
Why did the guy choose
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and fuck her in her ass as the other girls were left untouched?
Kieran gives Premium Link Upgrade and co workers feedback on performance and pay rise. How did convo go down?
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Kieran gives Premium Link Upgrade and co workers feedback on performance and pay rise. How did convo go down?
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Guy - Are you hungry?
Premium Link Upgrade - Yeah im hungry for stuffed crust Pizza from Papa Johns
Guy: Really? How hungry are you? **As he pushes his sasuage deep in her
Premium Link Upgrade - **Enthusiastically begs* Yes i want that deep crust pizza. I want that warm cheese. So starving!! Buy me it ** licks her lips**
Guy - Well thats going to be 30 mins away. You going to have to deal with this stuffed in your crust in the mean time for starters
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Bella Rolland mood change after getting a massage
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Oh no ... I have to stop ******** *******, I fucked "small hands" again !!!
Ava Addams, anal: uh .. that's her pussy??
AA, convo: whoever was a good girl and took a facial from Santa, gets gifts!
AA, surprised: Okay .. THIS time he puts it in her third input
AA, walked in on: *** & ***!! Did you forget I was coming home today for Spring Break?! (This actually happened to my GF Junior Year!)
AA, convo: whoever was a good girl and took a facial from Santa, gets gifts!
AA, surprised: Okay .. THIS time he puts it in her third input
AA, walked in on: *** & ***!! Did you forget I was coming home today for Spring Break?! (This actually happened to my GF Junior Year!)
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********: ***!!
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******** : Don't you know your missing your fave show right now, Saturday Night Live. It's on now!!
Premium Link Upgrade : **Shocked face** ****, i forgot. Thanks for telling me. **Runs downstairs naked to watch show**
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John_8581
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It looked like Keiran was proud of what he did. By giving her a creampie. A big smile all around. He was definitely proud of "Mr. Woody" .. And then he realized Ava was gone. Lastly, he threw in a "just what happened to me or us moment?" at the end. Like he woke up from a *****. Ever do that? Not realize where you are.
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The fan : "You were so hot in The Bold And The Beautiful ..."
Ava : "That wasn't me you dickhead ... that was Maitland Ward !!!"
**Ava Addams with offended look**
Ava Addams : Call yourself a number 1 fan of me? Yet you think i was someone else?
**Slowly gets off the fans cock to go away**
The fan : Sorry!!
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It started out all so nonchalantly. At first, the sex was very hot!! .... Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage" playing softly in the background ...
The lunatic is on the grass. The lunatic is on the grass. Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Ava Addams : "Suck on my big titties babe! - My nipples need some tongue action and saliva goo all over them."
James (the fan) : **lick, lick, lick** , **slurp, slurp, slurp** -- "Yum. Yum. They taste so good."
Ava Addams: "That's it babe, keep sucking on Momma's huge knockers! -- More saliva goo, bite my nips a little ... while I ride you and grind you into the couch cushions."
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Then it happened. Things started to change ...
James (the fan) : "Your hair smells and tastes terrific!!"
Ava Addams : **thinks** -- "WTF!! This guy is definitely CRAZY!!" Maybe I can distract him long enough if he bends me over like a pretzel on this chair!
James (the fan) : "My dick really likes your ass. Like a magnet. Spread those ass cheeks baby!"
James (the fan) : "You ... Crazy Bitch! ... Take it all up your ass!"
Ava Addams : "You're one creepy dude, James! So many pictures of me all around the attic walls."
**Action moves to the mattress and the wall of Ava's gallery of pictures**
Ava Addams : "OMG -- that's my picture from Kelly Madison's Pornfidelity website that went unpublished at the site. How did he get that one ?? !!"
James (the fan) : "Let me cum across your cheek, and onto that wonderful picture. That's the Perfect Ending!" - "Now I have the ultimate tribute picture that I can put up at xhamster.com. All I need for Ava to do is autograph it. The guys over there at xhamster will all be so jealous!!"
Ava Addams : "Here ... the picture is signed. Now get the fuck out out of my house. You crazy lunatic!"
The lunatic is in my head. The lunatic is in my head. You raise the blade. You make the change. Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage" song finally ends.
Fade to black.
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