Burger King's Quest For Mediocrity Pretty Much Achieves Its Goal

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Joey was giddy and orgasmic over it while Reviewbrah was clearly subdued being even more passive-aggressive than usual. If you have a coupon and can find someone to give you a ride to Burger King maybe try one of their new Whopper Melts. If you don't it's OK too. I probably won't but still might unless I forget.

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Oh yeah, it sucked big time.
 
Once again the Elderly reminisce. Back in the 60's and 70's Burger King was one of the best around. No grease as they were grilled. Then the microwave was invented. Make up a hundred in the morning and nuke them all day. Went to hell in a short time. I tried one about 20 years ago and it was awful. Never again.
 
bubb said:
Once again the Elderly reminisce. Back in the 60's and 70's Burger King was one of the best around. No grease as they were grilled. Then the microwave was invented. Make up a hundred in the morning and nuke them all day. Went to hell in a short time. I tried one about 20 years ago and it was awful. Never again.
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I was alive in the 1970s also. Getting Burger King used to be special as you expected that flame-broiled goodness. Darn things now are like gnawing on a piece of charcoal covered in mayonnaise inside of a stale bun. Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese from McDonald's destroys Burger King's Double Whopper w/cheese. Also Burger King gives you only one slice of cheese with two patties of meat.
 
Dino Velvet said:
Have you ever thought about creating your own YouTube Fast Food Review Channel? We have Joey representing the West Coast, Reviewbrah is our East Coast Guy, but what about a guy from The Heartland in the Midwest? I would surely be one of your subscribers.
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No, but I have thought about creating an outdoor show. Almost every friend I have hunt's and fishes. One is a chef, one or two are in ***************, and a couple of tradesmen. I would talk about all aspects of *** safety, ownership, and self defense, hunting and fishing tips, recopies for game, and how to prepare it, and assorted things like that. I might still do it, but a food review show isn't me. I need to drop some weight, not end up looking like Joey. And honestly, review Brah, looks like Sheldon Cooper, with less pleasing qualities. But I do appreciate your confidence in me.
 
Mr. Daystar said:
But I do appreciate your confidence in me.
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You have integrity, you speak your mind, and have personality. All you need now is a good gimmick to separate you from the others making you special. Joey has his Clown Car gimmick stuffing a 400 lb Mexican into the front seat of a Toyota Corolla. Reviewbrah is Nosferatu-like as he gleefully ******** his viewers with dramatic pauses and passive-aggressiveness wearing suits Al Capone would think were out of style. I see you as a good-natured, big hearty bearded fella with a Harley from The Midwest with some stories and jokes. That's a good start. Expand on that but always be yourself and stay authentic.
 
Thank you Dino, that was a very nice compliment. I appreciate the thought, and will always stay true to who I am. It's really all I own 100%.

Damn community property states.
 
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