Jacking Off To Dirty Magazines Is Fun

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I miss the magazine era when I was a ***. I used to look forward to going to Crown Books in Westwood Village and stealing as many dirty mags that could fit in my school backpack. When I got home I'd spread the magazines all over the floor and admire them. I would finally grab the first one and march into the bathroom with it and allow the festivities to begin.
 
When I was 15 and VCR's weren't invented................
 
One of my first memorable confused boners occurred in Gelson's Supermarket. My friend was looking at Playboy and I was looking over his shoulder at the Playboy he was looking at. I was an innocent ***** walking around with an erection that I didn't know how to make go away at the time.
 
Dino Velvet said:
One of my first memorable confused boners occurred in Gelson's Supermarket. My friend was looking at Playboy and I was looking over his shoulder at the Playboy he was looking at. I was an innocent ***** walking around with an erection that I didn't know how to make go away at the time.
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I recall the days of being able to view a Playboy or Penthouse on a supermarket shelf as well. They weren’t too concerned about the age limits either. Much like the VFWs and Sportsmen’s clubs which weren’t too concerned with slipping a little *** into your ****. My friend’s older ******* found it amusing.
 
I was in the 7th grade and a friend of mine told me about the past weekend's activities which saw him and his ******* go dumpster diving in the recycling bin at their apartment complex during and finding a treasure trove of old Playboys. He had too many to safely hide and was looking to sell a few. I agreed and the following day I purchased the December 1996 issue which features Jenny McCarthy on the cover. Those were the days.
 
I don't know about you guys but I still remember the first real ejaculation I had at about age 12 or 13. Soaked the book I was using. Scared the **** out of me. Remember information was not as easily available as now and my folks never said **** about sex or anything related to it.
 
Dirty magazines are the reason I'm still such a perv today. Before I turned 18 and could buy them they were hard to come by but I still managed to get my hands, well at least one hand, on them. Trouble was at first all I had were Playboys from the 1970s and had no idea what a pussy looked like. Took years to get hold of an 80s Penthouse and finally saw the holy grail in all its blurry and hairy detail. Even after I turned 18 hardcore was impossible to find locally, even VHS rental videos were censored or just not available for a while. That finally changed but high quality hardcore magazines were still very expensive, $40+ each in 1980s money and almost all European. Saw a lot of Seka ( Premium Link Upgrade ) in those days.

Don't get me wrong, magazines had their purpose, but compared to even early 2000s internet porn, they were poor-quality and expensive. Reminds me of all the people out there who want vinyl records, not logical, just nostalgia.
 
Between the age of 18 and 23, in the late 90's and early 2000's I collected a lot of top shelf magazines and ended up with almost 500 mags. When the internet came along though I stopped buying them and turned my attention to the online stuff. Trying to store all the magazines was a difficult job as well due to the weight of all that paper and the size. Each magazine was about 1/2 cm thick, so about 500 came to 2.5m tall

I've got rid of most of them now, but still keep a small collection of about 50 (about 10% of what I had), which is mainly ones that are favorites and are collectable and worth a little bit.

Here they all are :)

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In terms of jacking off to them, there were only a few I looked at out of the 500 for this, and all of them are in the pictures above, with the list below:

1st picture (reading like a book top left to bottom right) - Magazines 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,12 and 13

2nd picture (reading like a book top left to bottom right) - Magazines 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6

3rd picture (reading like a book top left to bottom right) - Magazines 1 to 8 & 13,14 and 15

4th picture (reading like a book top left to bottom right) - Magazines 3, 4, 5, 6 and 12
 
bubb said:
I don't know about you guys but I still remember the first real ejaculation I had at about age 12 or 13. Soaked the book I was using. Scared the **** out of me. Remember information was not as easily available as now and my folks never said **** about sex or anything related to it.
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I was around the same age and was also told nothing about sex.

My first ejaculation happened while humping a pillow while looking at the sexy female models in Cosmopolitan. Only later did I realize my hand worked better! 😂
 
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I never bought many dirty mags since Porn had largely become digital by the time I got around to it, but I do remember buying a mag in New Zealand where they gave you these brown paper bags specifically sized for porn so that you could throw it in with your other purchases and not draw attention. I'm pretty sure they were dedicated "porn bags", because they were too thin for anything other than a porn mag, and they didn't give them for regular magazine purchases. Not sure if that is common protocol, but I thought it was a great example of customer service.
 
Oh yes, I bought my first hardcore magazine at a gas station when I was 16 (but much older looking)... golden memories, but a year later I bought my first hardcore video and so I wasn't interested in magazines anymore...
 
Sure we had guys rip out the pictorials from old Playboys in the public library or get them from their fathers or older brothers' collection and they'd bring them into school as folded up pics of a hot Playmate.

And when I became of age, I went to the stationery store and I would buy the usuals: Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, even one time Al Goldstein's Screw. I'd get mags that were blocked out the front and back, you could not see anything, and they usually sold them in bundles of three in the cellophane wrapping. I was a big boob fanatic so Juggs, Max, D-Cup, Gent and Swank were always grabbed by me. I also delved into Gloria Leonard's High Society, Cheri, Gallery, Club, Club International and when the store had it: an occasional Mayfair.

legmann61 said:
Fredericks of Hollywood catalogs did the trick also!
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@legmann61 - You're from New York so you can relate. Okay this is way before Rudy Giuliani. Years before.

When I was a teenager, I used to also look at the New York Post, the daily movie guide. Although the weekends were always better. The sick fuck that I am. Back then, all the x-rated movie houses in the City (42nd Street, Eighth and Ninth Avenues) would show ads and provocative pictures of Seka, Christy Canyon, Little Oral Annie, Mary Waters, Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn, Tracey Adams, Hyapathia Lee, Heather Lee, and Annette Haven. The Pussycat Theatre had the best ones (located on the corner of Broadway and 49th Street) These movie houses would sometimes have half page ads, but mostly a quarter of a page or an eighth of a page advertisement.

Kimberly Clarke is loving me and all of you guys.

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But now we have the newest contraption.

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Thanks Nikki ❤️ ❤️

Ciao for now.
 
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