Household tricks for better cum?

thexflash

PORN FIRST!
I know that coconut water and pineapple juice is good for making your cum taste- and smell better, bu t do you guys have any household tricks to make your cum whiter and thicker?

Thanks in advance.
 
Borden's Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk


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I was raised on this stuff and it's no coincidence that my cum has always had a thick and sweet consistency to it (I'll take her word on the flavor part).


Notice here that the Borden Eagle brand forms no bubble. So you KNOW it's good.
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I take the usual. Lecithin, zinc, folic acid, and .. I think there's another. Best you can do outside of ******** tons of water and kegals. No one does kegals outside of 15 seconds of doing them.
 
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o_O... peRhaPs yOU HaVE beEn mASTurBatIng toO MucH...

You should know better than anyone, assuming you come here to cum. Jerk less. Eat more complete proteins. Take vitamins. Reverse time to when you were younger. Be less jaded and experienced ~ so that you arent so totally used-to seeing nekkid. Remember when tits were new?
Yeah... *le sigh* Now I could go through a dozen galleries before I find something even a quarter of the way interesting to wank-to. And I dont 'bust' unless it is something.. new? unique? extreme? surprising? I dunno, man. Normal stuff is okay, but much like life.. it is all just boring, now.
#ExistentialCrisisAndShit
 
Here you go! ;)

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Thanks buddy!
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thexflash
Join Date
2009
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43,249
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12.11


o_O... peRhaPs yOU HaVE beEn mASTurBatIng toO MucH...

You should know better than anyone, assuming you come here to cum. Jerk less. Eat more complete proteins. Take vitamins. Reverse time to when you were younger. Be less jaded and experienced ~ so that you arent so totally used-to seeing nekkid. Remember when tits were new?
Yeah... *le sigh* Now I could go through a dozen galleries before I find something even a quarter of the way interesting to wank-to. And I dont 'bust' unless it is something.. new? unique? extreme? surprising? I dunno, man. Normal stuff is okay, but much like life.. it is all just boring, now.
#ExistentialCrisisAndShit
What's the point of this boring approach?
 
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