this is stupid but what else is there to talk about?
Well its Halloween.
How about some SCARY STORIES (Loud Thunder Noise).
For example THE GREEN ******** OF WOOLPIT!(Even Louder Loud Thunder Noise).
It was 1173, and especially eerie year. When the small village of Woolpit in the county of Suffolk, was invaded by CREATURES OF ANOTHER WORLD!
One day, two aliens appeared in the village. These aliens had taken the form of two ********, a boy, and a girl.
Their skin was bright green and they spoke in a strange ***** language, "bluyebvweif ooncurlksawdinch furngoutuyer......or something".
The villagers of Woolpit were terrified.
First, these green skin aliens demanded to be fed. But they would only eat....VEGETABLES!
Then without warning, the boy ***** dropped down DEAD!
And the girl *****, that's the scariest part of all. She became a PART TIME DOMESTIC SERVANT!!!!!!
It turned out, these ******** were not from some far off planet or galaxy. They were from......... BELGIUM!
What?
They were orphans, the ******** of Belgian cloth makers?
There skin was green because of the dye their parents used on the cloth or perhaps because
they'd been living in the woods so long the only food they recognized was vegetation?
They boy died of malnutrition, the girl grew up got married and went to work for a local knight.
I'm sorry, that was not a scary story. Sorry.
Sorry about that.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4...known-language-and-ate-nothing-but-raw-beans/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit